Kelsey's pov.
Today I was scheduled to interview with buzz feed. We're doing the segment about the thirst tweets. I asked if Colson could do the segment with me and they agreed.
I cleaned up his living room so we could start the segment.
"Are you ready to start babe?" I asked
"Yes let's start and get this over with," he says.
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Kelsey Jenner and Machine gun Kelly read thirst tweets
"What's up guys, I'm machine gun Kelly and this is Kelsey Jenner and you're watching thirst tweets right here on BuzzFeed," he says.
"All right the first one says Colson baker has the most beautiful smile. Okay well thanks I don't know I covered my smile up whenever I start to smile" he says
"That's true he has a cute smile right guys," I said smiling at the camera.
"Okay let me read one now. I want Kelsey Jenner to run me over with a car. Okay that kinda wired next one" I said laughing
"Machine gun Kelly I just wanna let you know am free this Sunday to go on a date just let me know if you are free Sunday cause I am free and would like to take you on a date. I'm locked in already right now no dates for me probably ever." He says and kisses my cheek
"You heard here ladies he taken," I said
"Okay let's see what this says. I would pay good fucking money to let Kelsey Jenner stomp on my head. Why though? You want it done with a Louis heel?" I said
"If machine gun Kelly told me to break my own arm 100% would let's play a game of Simon says up in this bitch I'll do anything for you. I'm down with that mentality I kind of like someone who's down to die for love" he says
"Same here I guess that's why we're dating," I said holding his hand. "Life goal let machine gun Kelly and Kelsey Jenner spit on me thank you for coming to my Ted talk. Okay, I'm down what about you Colson?" I said
"Jesus Christ you're funny as well said." He says
"I would let Machine gun Kelly suck my toes maybe. All right like I said I'm only sucking one pair of toes" he said looking at me with a smirk.
"Eww okay, next tweet. Kelsey Jenner can rail me into the world ends. Okay, I would be down but I'm already railing this guy." I said pointing at Colson.
"Ik I already tweeted this but I would let machine gun kelly raw dog me in the backseat of my car in the parking lot of an Arby's that's all. When I was eighteen that's that was this is probably all going on at an Arby's. This is you know what's fucked up about this tweet is that she goes I know I already tweeted this so you said multiple times that you would let me raw dog you in the back seat of a car in a parking lot of an Arby's. Oddly specific and shitty place to also choose to have raw sex." He says
"Okay wow let's end this here I'm shocked at all these tweets about my boyfriend machine gun kelly I'm the only one he can raw dog and it's only at my favorite place which is the woods lol just kidding it's our place," I said laughing
"Thank you so much for all your thirst tweets go watch our sex tape and uh listen to my album tickets to my downfall. Yeah we're good" he says
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