Bfdi/II stuff ig

BFB characters as dumb ways I have hurt myself! :'D

yep I'm a certified dumbass, these are all actual ways I got hurt. might do more of these if I think of more dumb ways I (or my friends) got hurt. also I'm putting some objects in multiple sections, I get to make the rules around here. also also these are my own painful experiences and I'm not putting the whole story of what happened in the actual writing part (I'll tell the stories in comments if you want)

(slight gore warning)

Jammed thumb while running around on all fours: Gelatin, Coiny, Ruby, 

Bagel incident #3, cut tip of thumb about a centimeter down with a pair of scissors while opening a bagel bag: Saw, Taco

Tripped by a mob of first graders, scraped knee (+ damaged ego): Leafy, Tree

Same first graders knocked me down and beat me up: Leafy, Bubble

Walked into a wall with my crusader helmet on: Firey, Clock

Licked a handheld mirror, cut my tongue: Gelatin, Bottle, Marker, Nickel

Twisted ankle at a trampoline park: Taco, Foldy

Shot in the back by trampoline springs (THIS HAS HAPPEnED THREE GOD DAMN TIMES AND IT HURTS LIKE A LIL BITCH): Liy, Marker

Waterboarded myself while trying to drink water in bed: Lollipop, Pin, Remote, Barf Bag

Fell off a really small scooter while in a race with at a birthday party, scraped both knees and was called a loser: Balloony, Leafy, Tree, Lollipop, Donut

Got model glue in my eye: Golf Ball, Basketball

Tripped and fell into my bathtub while filling up a bucket with water for my fish tank: Cloudy, Loser, Remote

Ran through the "Lego Gauntlet" (something my friends and I made, it was just a carpet with legos on it. I did get the highest score though): Gelatin, Naily, Pen

Friend scared me so badly I fell backwards off a bench and hit my head on the ground: Woody, Bomby, Bubble

While chasing my dog (who had my shoe) I ran into a table so hard I still have the scar line on my leg: Flower, Teardrop, Pencil

Snorted a Caprisun: Eraser, Firey

Punched my wall when (someone bc I don't wanna spoil it) died in Divergent: Snowball, Flower, Golf Ball, Tennis Ball

(this was from like June and has been in my drafts but I find this really funny so whEE)