Bfdi/II stuff ig

not related to objects at all but still funny

Alright, I had web training the past two days and it was chaotic as hell. Btw WEB is like an orientation thing for new students and I'm a WEB leader, aka I lead them around. Anyways, funny stories from today and yesterday! Of course I'll change the names and just leave myself as me, but yeah. It'll be in the incorrect quotes format. If you guys want context, just leave a comment on the part and I'll explain. Also, the kid who was Person (insert letter here) changes every time bc I'm too lazy to make fake names lol

During games of Yes, And:

Person A: Yes, and the frog fell off of it's lilly pad
Person B: Yes, and the frog drowned.
The Teacher: why does it always go to violence so quick?

Person A: Yes, and Twilight Sparkle showed up
Me: ???
Me: Yes, and Twilight Sparkle was an insurance agent?
My friend who had to go next: What? Uhh...
Someone whispering: Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky-

We had to do this like roleplay type thing that would have what 6th graders might say to us and stuff, which quickly devolved into more murder:

The Teacher: Alright, A will be modeling a lost student. You guys can jump in and help them.
Like, 6 people all at once: ARE YOU LOST? NEED HELP?
Person A: *slowly backing away*

Teacher: Let's model an argumentative type thing, who wants to-
Person A: Me!
Person A, pointing at person B: I HATE YOU. YOU'RE A TERRIBLE PERSON.
Person B, genuinely scared: O_O

In our smaller groups:

Person A: I'll be modeling arrogance! B will be the other student!
Person A: *Clears throat* I am the BEST here, everyone should BOW DOWN to ME.
Person B, slightly confused: SHUT UP! I will PUNCH YOU!
Person C, trying to break up A and B's argument: Hey! This is not how Gryphons act!
Me, pulling B to the side: Alright, what happened back there? Do you want to talk about it?
Person B: UGH! I just want to punch A until their face is black and blue!
Me: Uhhhh, this is a little intense for a fake scenario...

Later, the same Person A from before got into another fake argument with Person B about goldfish and I decided to give up then and there.

Thinking of themes for our tours:

Some kid: How about a Sussy Baka theme?
Their partner: Yeah sure.
Me to my partner, internally screaming: Please suggest something normal.

yeah this was all worded poorly and that crap, but I'm tired. Hope it was even remotely funny to someone.