random incorrect quotes I have saved + fun story

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Leafy, on a random band name generator: Oooo! They Might Be Depressed Horses! That about sums up my friend group.


Leafy: Here's the cold medicine you asked for.

Leafy: *dumps 3 shopping bags of wine on the table*

Firey: ...Thanks.


Bracelety, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.


Saw: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Gaty: Okay.

Saw: And make out during the scary parts.

Gaty: Th-

Gaty: The scary parts.

Gaty: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.


Taco: I really hate the concept of being overdressed. If I want to wear a purple latex suit and a fur coat to the market place on a Tuesday afternoon, I shouldn't be judged. I should be applauded for being so incredibly sexy.


Leafy, texting Lollipop: *sends a voice message*
Lollipop, texting back: I'm a little busy, is it urgent?
Leafy: No, don't worry, just listen later.
*later*
Lollipop: *presses play*
Leafy's voice message: THERE'S A FIRE-


ok fun story time!

I had to do the web thing today and it was utter chaos! 6th graders love to scream and hurt feelings at literally any moment! Some notable things were:

-The deers that appeared out of nowhere when a BTS song (specifically Butter) started playing

-All the WEB leaders dancing to sea shanties to hype ourselves up while the 6th graders waited in the parking lot

-The kid in my group who insisted their name was Sans and the kid who told us to call them Sussy Baka

-The kid who said their name was Dave, when it was not. It took me like 10 minutes to realize there was not, infact, a Dave on out role call sheet.

-Sans kept trying to sacrifice people in our group to Cthulu or somn

-The kids really wanted to go behind the fence that separates our school from a cliff

-Sussy Baka kept trying to take the balloons we were using for a game from us

-there was a kid wearing lego merch head to toe, and I aspire to be like them

-the kids who wore a chain with one of those frog clips on them and called it their drip

-the kid who hit me in the back of the head for, some reason???


thas all i got. sorry if i talk about the whole web thing a lot, i'm just really excited about stuff for that lol

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