HOLLY WINTER'S POV:
Sexy_playboi_nextdoor, 2:21am
Anybody ever tell you, you snore like a trucker, drool?Before anything, I notice the Grey's Anatomy reference.
Its_a_holly_jolly_day, 2:22am
Not in those exact wordsThe second thing I notice is the fact that the user called me drool.
Oh my gosh, it's the serial killer again! Before I can file a report against him for hacking into my phone and adding himself as a friend so that he could text me, I crinkle my nose at his username.
Its_a_holly_jolly_day, 2:22am
Ewwwwww ewww
You're such a porridge
You're suck a pervert*
You roll such a pervert*
YOU ARE SUCH A PERVERT* DAMMITSexy_playboi_nextdoor, 2:23am
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Its_a_holly_jolly_day, 2:24am
How did you text me anyway? I didn't even add you as a friendSexy_playboi_nextdoor, 2:24am
Well, you left your phone on the floor when you were in the mall so I just decided to add myselfIts_a_holly_jolly_day, 2:24am
You WHAT!?! YOU TEMPORARILY STOLE MY PHONE YOU- YOU DAMN POPSTICKAL!!!! But how though? It has a lockSexy_playboi_nextdoor, 2:25am
I hate to break it to you but it's popsicle*
And come on, I got it right on my second try, 'pomegranate juice is made of pomegranate'? Pls, that was just too easy. Your lock screen literally has a picture of a pomegranateIts_a_holly_jolly_day, 2:26am
HUH WHAT? NOOO ITS POPSTICKAL
WAIT WHY IS MY PHONE UNDERLINING IT IN RED WTH SINCE WHEN IS IT CALLED POPSIPHYLLIS!?!!
Also yeah I guess it is pretty predictable. I'll change it later
JE LEEST
The jerk who stole my best friend's sock...or not
RomantiekWhat happens when a jerk comes along and presumably steals your best friend's sock? You fall in love. Pffft. As if. Holly winters is an average 21 year old. Being home schooled, she has absolutely no interest in relationships. The unbreakable bond...