Too Stoic for him?

|•Chapter 5:An Emergency?•|

First Person POV

I groaned groggily as I heard the sudden ringing
of my phone. Honestly I might as well quit
sleeping at this point of my life. Letting out a annoyed sigh I picked up the phone not even bothering to see who the hell is bothering me
at like 6:00 in the morning or whatever
time it is now.

"Good morning darling~" I rolled my eyes at the
pet name as I heard that infamous voice of
Dazai's though it sounded a bit more deeper
and raspier than usual. "Morning..."I ran my
gloved hand through my hair to try and make it
less knotty. "You sound tired?"He pointed out
well shit thanks Dazai that's kind of you.
"No shit Sherlock..."I muttered

"Now. Now. Be nice and anyways I need your help
my darling N/n!" He exclaimed through the
phone "What is it?" I asked, sitting right up
"Well I tried out this new suicide method that required me to get in a barrel but it turns out it
was a torture method and you-" I hung up the
phone before he even finished his sentence.
Well as I am now awake might as well head to
the Agency early and maybe pick myself up
some ice coffee along the way.

*****

"What how did you get a photo of that!" I panicked
seeing the picture of me playing with Dazai's
hair as his head rested right on my lap.
"Well thank past me who was drunk as." Yosano chuckled at my shocked reaction "Just because
we were drunk doesn't mean we aren't fully aware
of what was happening." Ranpo added but
seriously why me out of all people have bad
luck like this. "That's enough now,L/n-san could
you help me find Dazai again he's gone to try
commit suicide again." Kunikida asked as I sighed
in relief for him saving me from this endless tormenting from the two.

"Yeah sure,let's go." I began walking off as the
blonde walked beside me.

*****

"Now where's that suicidal bastard..."I heard Kunikida mutter beside me as I looked around
for Dazai. Trying to see if there was anything I
could spot out which shouldn't be hard since I
don't know anyone else in Yokohama who wears
bandages and a sand-coloured trench coat
everyday. Sighing as I kept searching through the crowd until I spotted someone it wasn't Dazai
but Atsushi. Wonder is that suicidal bastard is
with him? And as if on cue I saw Dazai with
him. "Oi, over there." I pointed out to Dazai for Kunikida who immediately began stomping his
way over as I began jogging to keep up.

"There you are!!!Bandage-wasting machine!"
The blonde barked at Dazai, great how do I work with them again? "Kunikida-kun,who are you
calling that?"Dazai dramatically laid his hand on
his forehead B"Why are you taking a leisurely stroll when we have an emergency on our hands?!
Come here,quick!" He scolded Dazai who had a sudden boyish grin on his face which didn't
usually mean any good.