Too Stoic for him?

|•Chapter 10: Somethings are the same•|

Second Person POV

It was early in the morning for Yosano the
Agency's doctor as she was on the way to her office but what she did expect was a certain couple to
be there when she walked. She caught the two
of you, sleeping serenely at your desks though
she was happy that you finally got some sleep knowing that you probably have some from of undiagnosed insomnia. Getting closer to the two
of you she noticed how gentle and warm you
looked though this was her perfect chance to use
this against you. Taking out her phone and
quickly snapping a photo knowing that you'll probably be hella embarrassed later when
she shows the both of you.

*****

Kunikida on the other hand wasn't really that impressed with his partner's well mainly Dazai
of course, he could never be rude to the you
because he knew that it won't end well for him at
all. Though walking into the office he didn't like
the fact that Dazai was already slacking off, it
would cause you to do late shifts of just signing paper work. Stomping over to Dazai's resting
form he readying his hand as he slapped the bandaged man right on his head.

"Ow!! Kunikida-kun! Why did you do the?!"
He whined rubbing the spot on his head not even noticing that you began to stir up in your sleep.
"You shouldn't be slacking off!" The blonde
shouted at him as you could slightly hear what was
going on. "Can y'all shut the fuck up..." You murmured as the two stopped realising they just fucked up watching as you stretched your arms
over your head. Pulling the high pony out as h/c
tresses fallen down "Sorry L/n-san disturbing
your sleep but we got case-"

"That can wait I need some coffee to fully wake up." You stated leaving your seat as the blonde didn't even take the chance to protest at all. Watching
as you re did the pony tail on your way out
of the door.

*****

Geez you wished that you never fell asleep again
at the Agency because for the first time in
forever you actually got some good sleep for it.
Only to be ruined by a certain two people.
Sighing as you thanked the lady kindly as she handed you over the coffee, sipping it as the bitter taste gushed down your throat. Though it was
going to keep you awake for whatever today's case
is. Heading back up into the Agency as you
didn't expect to hear the sounds of crying that
wasn't good. What you didn't expect was Dazai
being a maniac standing on the table along
with Atsushi crying while Kunikida sat there
doing his work.

"L/n-san!" The boy cried out as you looked at
Dazai giving him one of your most unimpressed looks you probably have giving anyone before.
"It's D-Dazai-s-san!"

"Oh Y/n-san, it's an emergency! Just look!"Dazai said as Atsushi pushed you forwards using you as
some sort of shield from the suicidal maniac.
"Look at what?" Dead panning at him "At that!"
He pointed up as you weren't having it
"The only thing I see is your idiotic face after I
leave you here without my supervision." Scoffing
at him. "I'm finally arrived in the afterlife! At Yomotsuhirasaka! It's what I'd imagined it to be!" Noticing that his guide to suicide laid flatly
open right on his desk.

"Seems like he tried to commit suicide with poisonous mushrooms but confused them with magic mushrooms." You deducted picking up the
red and white book off the desk to see it was in
fact the book was open up on a page about
poisonous mushrooms not to your surprise.
"Atsushi bring me some rope." As the boy only replied with a simple yes before running off to
find some rope.

*****

You sighed watching as the suicidal man who
was now binded by ropes to his office chair.
Ramble on about how the guide to suicide was a masterpiece , made you wished you never bought it for him in the first place.

*****

"Hey Y/n-chan!" The young port mafia
executive called out to you as you had finished
up the meeting with Mori something about
bringing down some small gang. "What do you want Dazai-kun?" Turing to face him as he had
a tall and lean stature as if he was perfectly cut
out like those statues in a museum. It' wasn't
hard to admit he was devilishly handsome.

"Oh geez so serious all I want is to be friends
with you not too much to ask." He pouted as
you only rolled your eyes at him. "No." You
began walking off again as he kinda felt hurt by that though it wasn't going to stop him.
"C'mon why not?!" He had inquired "We're colleagues and nothing more," You retorted
not even bothering to look back at him.

*****

"Y/n!" You groaned in your office chair
realising that you left your office door unlocked.
"What do you want?" Looking up to him.
"Wanna go out tonight you've been working
too much." He asked looking up at him as he
seemed to be less charismatic then he was earlier
"No I still have paper work."As he only sighed walking up closer to your desk, leaning over until your faces were a few inches apart feeling
your breathe hitch slightly.

"We're only 14 we still need our breaks." He whispered you didn't like this it wouldn't go
very well at all. "And what if I still say no."
Your mouth cocked up into a devious smirk
maybe you could be a bit playful back.
"A kiss wouldn't hurt would it." Pushing him
back as you immediately stood right up
"Fine we can hangout but this is a one time thing."
Stating as he only laughed back at you.

*****

You hated this being out in public wasn't particularly your things and it was risky too.
Being a wanted 14 year old female who has
already committed various crime of from murder, extortion, assorted fraud and many others things.
If you were to be arrested the government
would've executed you in the spot and you didn't have a death wish unlike your co-worker.

Dazai on the other hand was enjoying this
finally being able to hangout with his colleague, probably one of his many dreams before he died. Watching as he saw the expression that you
wore brows were furrowed and lips pressed in a thin line telling that you didn't like this. Though as the two of you kept walking some thing else
caught his eye it was a book but not any
book it was the 'Guide To Suicide'.

It's red and white cover standing out amongst
the over books at the window display as he
looked at it in complete awe. "What are you
staring at?" You asked as you followed his gaze
to the book at the window display reading the cover as you weren't surprised at why he wanted
it. "Do you want it." He snapped out of his
gaze looking at you though realising that he
didn't bring his wallet at all.

"Yeah but..." "But what." You rested one hand
on your hip waiting for an answer. "I didn't
bring my wallet."He answered rolling your eyes
as you only grabbed onto his wrist dragging
him into the shop. "What are you doing?"He
asked. "Getting you that book so you'll have something else to do other than bothering me." Mumbling the last part underneath your breathe
"Aww who knew you were so sweet does this
mean we're friends?" "Sure whatever."

*****

"L/n-san!" Kunikida's voice rang through your ears as you snapped out of your thoughts. Not even realising that you were staring at the paper
in your hand for too long than needed.
"Yes?" "Get that Dazai out of the chair his back
to "normal" we have a case and plus his whining
is too annoying." He shouted as you simply
nodded. "Ah Y/n! Finally!"Dazai cheered as you
only smiled back at him maybe it wasn't that
bad becoming close with him.