WWE Texts [Part 4]

Dean Ambrose [Jon]

Dean: Where is he? I'm gonna kick his ass

You: Dean,please. it's not worth it

D: He hurt you for the last fucking time.

Y: Dean.

D: what?

Y: don't. I handled it

Y: i'm fine

D: you don't seem fine

Y: well I am fine.

D: No, you are not.

Y: Yes, I am.

D: Stop lying to yourself

Y: I'm not

D: you're not OK

Y: Y-yes i am...

D: you're rp stuttering.

Y: so?

D: you only do that when you're not OK

Y: .....no comment

D: Really?

Y: i'm not ok

D: see? Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some ass kicking to do

Y: Jon.

D: Shit

D: Yes?

Y: Come over...

D: I'm kicking his ass first

Y: no, please. Now

D: what's wrong?

Y: H-he...

D: what? What?!

Y: He said he'll be here in 10 minutes..

D: FUCK.

D: I'll be there in 2

Y: But you live 10 minutes away

D: It's called I was already on my way

Y: what?

D: i told you you weren't fine.

D: I know you more than you think.

D: i know when you're sad, i know when you're happy, shit, I even know when you're on your period.

Y: You know me that well?

D: You're my best friend, of course I know all that about you

Y: ...can you bring some cherry berry?

D: Already got it. Pink lemonade with gummy bears.

Y: you do know me.

D: See?

Y: .....bring some condoms, too

D: why...?

Y: You don't know everything about me, babe. ;)

D: what about him?

Y: well, after you get done beating his ass and I eat my cherry berry..... you'll see

D: God, I love you

Y: love you too ;)