WWE Texts [Part 4]

Dean Ambrose [Jon]

Dean: FUCK.

You: What's wrong now?

D: I really lost the championship..

Y: YOU DID NOT

D: I think I lost it after I stopped by your place

Y: do you think you left it here?

D: no, I know I took it out of your house then

D: I JUMPED INTO YOUR POOL

Y: You wha?!

D: Don't worry, I didn't have any clothes on.

Y: WHAT

D: your neighbors got a hell of a show

Y: MY NEIGHBORS ARE ALL OF YOUR FANGIRLS PLUS 2 GAY GUYS

D: oh shit. No wonder why I heard a bunch of men moaning

D: oops

Y: JONATHAN GOOD

D: stop yelling at meeeee

Y: Jonnnnnn! Whayyyyyy!

D: I wanted to swim and I didn't have trunks and I know how you feel about people swimming in regular clothes

Y: You couldve told me -_-

D: so you could watch me? NO

Y: Jonathan.

D; stop calling me thaaaaaat

Y: Fine!

Y: but I've seen you naked before.

D: what!?

Y: you've had a lot of drunk nights here and a LOT of drunk showers

Y; its so funny XD

D: drunk showers...?

Y: one time you took a rubber duck in there and kept setting it under the water and each time you let go of it and it fell, you god mad because it wouldn't swim upstream

D: I didn't do that

Y: yes you did. I had to call Seth over because you shoved a carrot up your ass and it got stuck

D: explains why my ass hurt the next couple of days

Y: Oh godddddd

D: Ugh. Did I eat the carrot?

Y: I dunno but it was nasty

D: I bet

Y: grossssss. I'm gonna go throw all of my carrots out now

D: why?

Y: you should know. Bye Jonathannnnn

D: bye youuuuuuu