Fiddling the Night Away
"HOW YALL DOIN TONIGHT, SANFRANIE," Eddie said as his red hair gleamed under the spotlight, we were in Missouri. The crowd cheered in response. "FUN FACT: I WENT INTO CARDIAC ARREST LAST NIGHT! CAN I GET A WHOOP WHOOP?"
The crowd remained silent, someone coughed.
He started laughing uncontrollably and I think he snorted a few times. I think he ended the last one with a little yelp. The crowd watched, astonished while I chuckled.
He immediately leapt into song and dance. Of course he started with his new hit song Hallway Gorl. Suddenly, I get a blinding sensation in my orbs, and I realized... the spotlight was on me. I feel myself being launched onto the stage. He wiggled around me and elbowed me in the kneecap trying to get me to dance. I reacted the only way I knew how, the stanky leg 🦵. The crowd roared even louder. Edward paused, and admired my dancing. Then before I know it, Eddie throws himself off the stage. Nobody catches him and he lands with a splat. I decide to dive after him. No one caught me either. I landed on top of him. Haters.
Next thing I know, I wake up in his VIP room, with his smiling face looming over me. "Hi pumpkin, feelin any better? I brought you some pumpkin porridge!" He exclaims, but I snatch his weave right off the top of his pumpkin head. "Eddie. Eddie listen to me. I fell off that stage for you, I'd jump off of a cliff for you, and I'd paint myself orange and hide under the ground like a carrot for you. I-i-i-i- i l-love you." With a gasp, I woke up with a smiling face looming over me. But instead of Eddie, it's Edward. Edward Cullen.
"Where-where is Eddie," I stutter.
"I brought you back here, the smell of your blood- I mean, fear drew me towards you." He stared into my orbs, his lips twitching into a smirk. "What are you thinking right now? I can't tell. It's-its like you're... blocking me out."
"Don't worry about it," I grumble. "Where's Eddie, Eddie Keeraan."
"Stop worrying, Y/n. It's okay. You were bleeding pretty bad, so I... saved you. Ed is fine. He barely weighs anything though, I think you crushed him. Why is he the size of a small fire hydrant?"
"THAT'S WHAT I SAID! Anyways, I need to know where he is, his little bones are probably shattered."
_-~Eddie Keeraans Pov but he's dreaming in Y/N's Pov~-_
(This takes place while they are setting off floating lanterns)
Eddie's fiery orange locks look almost like the flames of the lantern. That's when he yelped as loud and his fiddly lungs could go "OWIE!" His butt was on fire. "eddie weddie! get down from there!" i yell. he falls, glitching in the air, and lands on the sand, immediately rolling around until he flops into the ocean like a fish. he glubbles around, gasping for air. That's when I saw him. Edward. Edward Cullen. He swooped in from nowhere and whisked Eddie out of the water. "Easy there carrot man, you coulda died!" Edward exclaimed. "Ugh you ruined my perfect pumpkin plan!" He grumbled as he stomped off, his shoes squeaking and sand clinging to his pants. on his way back to the beach house, he tripped on a large grain of sand, face planting. he scrambled to sit up, and screamed, tears rolling down his face as sand came out of his mouth. edward cullen laughed as eddie tried to stand up, only to fall again, just laying there, not getting back up. sobs could be heard from where he layed. Edward continued to laugh. I felt anger build up in me as I stormed over to him. "Why don't you pick on someone your own size" I say before I stomp his pinky toe and pick Eddie up off the sand. He was still crying. We were almost back to the beach house when a flash of orange dashed in front of us. Is it? No! It can't be. i stopped in my tracks, looking in front of me. edward cullen was angry. "YOU WANT ME TO PICK ON SOMEONE MY OWN SIZE. AWOOOOOO" he howled at the moon. a scuffling noise sounded to my right, where jacob black was transforming into a werewolf. eddie and jacob leaped at each other like ballerinas , tumbling on the ground. they stopped, the werewolf on top of edward. eddie jumped out of my arms, and landed on jacob the werewolf, moving his arm around like a lasso while straddling his neck. the werewolf ran around in circles, trying to get eddie off, until finally whipping it's werewolf head around until eddie flung off of it, skidding across the sand. "BAD DOG" i yelled. eddie was crying. again. edward cullen laughed while the werewolf ran over and stomped on eddie
