"Benny!!!"
"I need your help!!!"
"It's operation Meow meow 34569!"
"Umm.. what?"
"Operation Meow meow?? Steal neighbour's annoying cat? Ring any bells?"
"I'm sorry. I think you are texting a wrong number."
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Hey!
You there?
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Are you speakingalien or just plain stupid?
If youdon'tunderstand, it's pretty hard to type when you are on a tree, hanging on to a branch for your dear life.
What are you doing on top of a tree?
Oh you know. Just the usual. I'mhuntingelephants.
Wow. Can I join?
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You stupid monkey!!! I'm fighting for my life, here!!! I'm in a fudgingfight between life and death!!!! And the only thing you can say is wow????
Seriously???
Geez! Woman! Stopbeingdramatic.
1) a freaking giant bulldog is waiting till I fall down this bloody tree so that it could gobble me up and no! I'm not being dramatic, thank you very much.
2) How can you assumethatI am a Woman??????
You are definitely a Woman. Or maybe a girl. Cause no man or boy would freak over something as simple as a dog.
Wow.
Misogynistic much?
Hey. I'm just stating the facts.
Oh yeah?
Wait till I get downthis bloody tree. I'll set this bloody hellhound after you!
