jaemin : "so.. you come here often?"
jeno : ...
renjun : "this is our fxxking house jaemin-"
renjun : "WHO TOOK MY FREAKING MOOMIN PLUSHIE-"
other members : *silence*
renjun : "wHO TOOK IT??"
jaemin : *comes out of bedroom with moomin plushie*
renjun : "oh you are about to die i don't care you're my boyfriend."
chenle : "wait what-"
jeno : *pointing to bleeding person on the floor* "oh my gosh- did you stab this person hyung?!"
renjun : *nervous laughter* "pfffft no!! i just poked them repeatedly with this sharp stick!!!"
jeno : "...THAT'S STABBING SOMEONE HYUNG-"
renjun : *wakes up to breakfast-in-bed and someone in his house* "WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?!"
jaemin, offended : "i just made you a delicious breakfast, a thank you would be nice."
renjun : "i- wHO ARE YOU???"
[credit to kpopwho !!]
jaemin : *sees shirtless instagram photo of jeno* "oh sexy~"
renjun : *sees exact same photo*
renjun : *nosebleed*
...
jeno : "rENJUN HYUNG!!"
jeno : "i'm single and ready to mingle!"
jaemin : "i'm gay and ready to play!!"
renjun : "i'm bi and ready to die."
renjun : "i didn't know what kind of chocolate to get you guys so i got them all.."
jeno : "baby... thank you for the effort, but there are literally over 300 boxes of chocolate here-" *jaemin nods*
renjun : "okay look no one puts me in charge of valentine's day it was stressful-"
jaemin : "my house, my rules"
renjun : "my knife, your life."
jaemin : *singing dramatically* "you attack my heart!!, uh-huh!!!"
renjun : *singing back* "and you give me headaches~!!!"
jaemin : *pouts*
jeno : "i love you babyyyy~" *hugs renjun*
renjun :
jeno :
renjun :
jeno :
renjun : "...am i supposed to say it back?"
renjun : *complaining* "i'm sad and lonelyyyy..."
jaemin : probably high on coffee, "hi sad and lonely, i'm dADDY!!"
jeno : *chokes*
donghyuck : "renjun i found one of your boyfriends, jeno, at the mall with some fat hoe-"
renjun : "what do you mean hyuck? i'm with jeno right now"
donghyuck : *hangs up*
[some of these belong to other people, so credit to them!!!!]
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