them • kakegurui x female reader

it's pride month

the lovely licensed_lesbian  pointed out i can't take this down during pride month because that would be homophobic and as a lesbian myself i physically cannot. so, everyone say thank you to them. this account is getting deleted/abandoned fully on July 1st. :)

anyway, i decided to tell everyone the horrors they would have to sit through had the book continued all the way to the end. so. here it is ig.

please remember i'm typing very quickly and also more as a joke so it would probably be more dramatic if. ya'know. i actually wrote it.

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first of all, in chapter 60 y/n and sayaka accompany kirari to a bami family gathering since why not. it's all fun and games until terano announces an upcoming death match between her, kirari, yumeko, rin & miyo. unless lady luck literally descends from the heavens and decides to pat all of them on the head, one of them will most likely die.

terano asks kirari if she will accept the terms of the gamble; she explains that the momobamis have had too much power for far too long and it's time for kirari to have her supernova like she's always wanted and then be dead and out of the way.

kirari, amused, says "sure lmao".

the gamble is set for two days later.

you all go back to kirari's house again and sayaka begs her to randomly send a notice that she actually isn't going to participate. kirari gets a little offended that sayaka thinks she would loose and asks sayaka if she trusts her or not; sayaka, distraught, goes back home. kirari and you don't really get it but you don't have her address yet so you kinda just watch a movie before you go back too.

you'd be lying if you said you weren't really worried too, though.

anyway sayaka refuses to talk to kirari for the two days and you go to her apartment and try to help her do council work but holy shoot she does a lot of paperwork and so quickly you feel like working on a paper yourself would slow her down. she kinda agrees. you try to make her food while she does work, and she gives you a key for emergencies.

you try to talk to her about the whole. ignoring-kirari thing and she refuses to talk anymore, and kinda kicks you out of her house, but she lets you keep her spare key so you think she's just stressed. both of you are.

anyway on the day of the thingie kirari gives you her phone and says "watch me kill a kid" so you can see the gamble through the cameras because technically you aren't allowed in the private gamble room.

so the game's been scarily equal and then it comes to the last turn, which is kirari's, and basically if she gets ten or over with two dice no one dies, and if she gets under seven she dies. she gets a six and a six so we're all good though. :)

kirari comes out of the room and goes over to where you and sayaka were waiting as if nothing dramatic happened.

sayaka runs up to her, hugs her, slips a sealed envelope in her hand and then *bolts*. i mean like sprinting. full sprinting out the door.

so kirari's like "odd.. but she hugged me, so it's nothing bad, right? i was a little hard on her two days ago, so.."

she opens the envelope and starts reading it, and then drops it and starts speedwalking because honest to god i am not sure if that girl can run. but she goes surprisingly fast anyway.

you're confused and since she didn't tell you not to read it you decide to cause.. i mean you're kinda dating both of them you have a right to know what's going on.