"hell nah,this dress ugly" i say looking over at zeliah
"it's cute on you though" she says
"no,unless you trying to make me look like an old lady while getting married then yes zeliah it's so cuteee but NO we aren't doing that" i say before taking the dress off
"well you don't like none of these dresses" she shrugs
"cause they are all basic ass dresses" i say
"ugh it's just a wedding" she says
"mann shut up,it's not just a wedding! i have to be perfect for billie"
"what happened to never falling in love again?" zeliah teases
"well i did,and hopefully it doesn't go to shit" i say
"billie seems great so most likely it won't" she says
"yeah she's great" i say putting my clothes back on
"do you want to try another store?"
"yeah" i say
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"THIS IS THE ONE" i say
"it's pretty ugly"
"bitch you're basic as fuck,so of course you think it's ugly,it's not your wedding so..."
"whatever makes you happy" she laughs
"i want this one" i say to the lady helping me
"okay great! it will be $722.36,but first i'll wait for you to change back to your regular clothes" she says
"thanks" i say before she leaves out
i put my clothes back on and she takes the dress from me. zeliah and i go to the cash register and i pull out my wallet.
i get my card and she tells me the price again before i swipe it. i put my pin number in and she gives me my receipt.
"would you like your dress now or do you want to come back for it?" she asks
"i'll come back in a week" i say
zeliah and i get into my car and my phone dings with messages.
my fav yt person👩🏽🦱🌚
BABYYYY GUESS WHAT OMG OMG OMG OMG I CANNOT BELIVE THIS... OMG YESSS
WHAT IS ITT AND WHY ARE YOU SO LOUDDDD OMG
i drew stars on my nipples they look so good i feel like a mermaid
lemme see😏 elsa the mermaid
that don't even sound right... but you'll see when you get home
be naked 👩🏽🦲nakey boobies out
bruh i need to draw them bigger
🚶🏽♀️ yeah cause yo boobs big asf
billies pov
"do you think your marriage will actually last?" max asks
"of course it will,why not?"
"i don't know,everyone i've known when they got married everything went to shit" he sighs
"well this is different" i say
"i hope so,cause you two are deadass soulmates and i need to you two to have kids so i can babysit them" he says smiling
"uh nah,you ain't babysitting my kids"
"why nottt?"
"cause you are do a lot and you might drop my kids,poor babies are going to get brain damage and we can't have that" i say
"you're so lame,everyone needs a little trauma in order for them to be funny" he says
"brain damage is NOT trauma it's a handful" i say
"my dick feels like it's about to fall off" he suddenly yells before standing up
"uh whatttt" i say looking at him strangely
"why does it fucking burn" he say holding his crotch jumping up and down
"go to the bathroom i don't wanna see your ugly ass dick" i say
he runs to the bathroom before screaming "AHHH IT HURTS"
"your ass probably got some HIV or some shit from fucking around with girls that sleep around and cheat on you" i say
"oh god" he yells
"bruh SHUT THE FUCK UP" i yell back
the front door opens and y/n strangely walks in with a 'what the fuck' face. "max most likely have aids or some shit" i say
"well shit" she says "sucks to be him,could never be me"
"did you find a dress?"
"yeah,it's very pretty" she says before i kiss her
