LABYRINTH ;billie eilish

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y/u/n: i'm bored

user1:go live

user2:it's giving me very much hey mamas vibes

user3:i'm single
^^y/u/n:i'm married

user4:👩🏽‍🦲done snatched my wig off

user5:you should join a dance team or something idk

user6:don't you got a job
^^y/u/n:im off you fool

user7:tattoo?👀👀

user8:i can steal billie from you

user9:do a talent show on live!
^^y/u/n:🧍🏽‍♀️

billieeilish:come gimme a kiss😏
^^y/u/n:you're like an hour away girl-
^^billieeilish:idc🙄,i miss you

user10:why are they so cuteeee

user11:have you ever ate billie
^^y/u/n: yeah then i replaced her with a clone

sage.la: 😍😍😍baeee
^^billieeilish:girl if you don't gtf on lmfaoo

y/u/n via instagram story

i press the live button and two thousand people immediately join.

"stop joining my shit" i say

user1:HEY BABYYYYY
user2:HELLO MOM
user3:hi

"anyways hey,i'm bored so just ask shit"

user4:who proposed?
user5:do you have a job?
user6:🧍🏽‍♀️you're so beautiful

"billie proposed,it was so unexpected" i smile think big about that day

"yeah i have a job,i'm a nurse and thank you" i say

user7:fuck me pls
user8:do you look more like your mom or dad?
user9:i bet ur mom is one fine ass milf😩

"um....okkk" i say awkwardly cause how the fuck i'm supposed to respond to those

user10:did you take billies last name?
user11:post a tiktokkkkkk
user12:remember me,my mom and ur mom use to be friends