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"once upon a time I was a baby hen, but then after a series of unlikely events, I found myself at the heart of the U.S. mint. I'm Penny, and this is my story."

As I was dyin- I mean uh living as a baby hen, I found a person when I was walking downtown. It's not a person honestly, it was a fish called Lostie... apparently, Lostie was lost and was trap in the ice. Obviously, I saved Lostie since that is a heroic act. I mean what's wrong with being a hero? It's frickin cool man, so continuing I lay eggs since my species need to survive or perhaps have a new kind of chicken breed like laser eyes or so.

That would be frickin cool, anyways I go to a bank and I found a gun. Humans were staring at me as I was holding the gun with my wing I guess, I wonder why and suddenly there were flashing lights. Pictures of me were on a poster, wow look Lostie I am famous.

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