england national handball team deccers added ben chilly, money mase and 7 others.
deccers right so here is what i was thinking
sancho what the fuck is this groupchat name declan?
phil aka phil mitchell <3 nah i did not agree to this declan always makes the weirdest groupchats i cant do this again DECLAN CHANGE MY NAME RIGHT NOW
chilly not phil mitchell😭😭
[authors note: non brits arent going to get this but he is basically a tv character in a british soap and i shall attach photos at the very end of this chapter]
raheem i feel like i don't wanna know what is happening right now or why i'm here
deccers why do you guys always assume the worst?
jadon .... i truly wonder why
deccers okay so i was thinking we should do some bonding! like they did in blood brothers
raheem never heard of blood brothers but by the name it sounds like a awful idea that i don't wanna be associated
money mase isn't that the one where they are like twins and separated at birth and stuff but meet when they are young and realise they have the same birthday and cut their hands and shake them to like connect or whatever...
raheem
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the press would have a field day if we did that and they found out
chilly why do you know that?
deccers masons love for musicals and plays: exposed
money mase mate shut up my mum made me go watch it with her at this theatre when i was younger give me a break😭
jadon so declan wanted us to basically start a cult and wipe our blood on each others hands?
deccers added harry 1 and harry 2
deccers added harry squared!
harry 1 left
raheem
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chilly LMAOOOO MAGUIRE REALLY SAID YEAH NO HE DIDNT WASTE A SECOND BEFORE LEAVING
deccers his finger probably just slipped
deccers added harry 1
harry 1 left
jadon that is embarrassing for you bro😭
money mase completely violated😭🤝
raheem i would give up at this point
harry 2 just read the whole chat declan....seriously concerned for you. and i definitely do not want to be involved in it.
deccers hazza lad. captain. why not? it'll be fun promise
harry 2 goodnight declan.
white boy of the month what is this? who even are any of you? who the fuck names their kid declan and phil....feel bad for whoever you are. this must be a groupchat with 40-50 year olds honestly.
money mase jack is here!!!! being the sunshine he is pretending he doesn't know us like normal😩
deccers right someone needs to beat your ego with a door all because every other video on tiktok at the minute is you just stood there or running around with that bloody hair
raheem deccers mate.... sound a bit jealous there
jadon is it because of the shit trim you had a couple years ago?
phil aka phil mitchell tbf jack is a pretty sexy man
white boy of the month fuck off am i called jack. imagine having a J name. gross.
money mase wasn't aware of jack changing his name recently.....
deccers right, who touched his hair and put him in a bad mood this time? it wasn't me. also party in my room!
phil aka phil mitchell <3 are we going to watch high school musical, love island or ex on the beach?
deccers feel like love island is the vibe tonight
money mase changed deccers name to 'rice, rice baby'
raheem 😭😭
rice, rice baby mason. change it back right now. also jack! where are you? we will watch it without you
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THE BOYS ALL squished into declans hotel room as they waited for jack grealish to appear. none of them were sure where he was and why he was just not answering and they were getting impatient as they sat ready to press play on the tv.
"i'm going to call him because we have so many episodes to catch up on and i keep seeing spoilers on twitter" declan ranted as he found the contact.
"put it on speaker" raheem sterling told the west ham player as all the boys moved closer to the phone to hear whatever jack was going to say.
the ringing stopped and they saw that he had picked up but was not speaking but suddenly the silence was broken.
"what do you want?!" a voice shouted through the phone. a voice that definitely did not sound like it belonged to jack grealish due to the pitch of it and also the fact that it was missing his birmingham accent. _________________________________
AUTHORS NOTE: phil mitchell <3
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