𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙥𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙩 - 𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩

T H R E E

shreks siblings

talia🪳
weirdest thing happened
last night
i was added to this groupchat with
all these guys and they thought
i was this other guy called jack
and they called me and everything
and clearly i'm not jack
but i'm still in the groupchat

sofia
crying
poor jack
why didn't they have his number
if they are friends😭
are they all at least cute?

nora
i'm intrigued in this groupchat
you have to stay in it and keep us updated

talia🪳
i don't know what they look
like.
at first i thought they were all
old men because two were called
declan and phil
but they aren't! they are all in their 20's. 

alicia
hey!
declan, phil and jack....
why does that sound like familiar?
is that just me or?

nora
no, i get what you mean
it does sound familiar
but i cant work out why
and it's going to bug me
maybe it's like some tv show or film

talia🪳
anyways! are we still all on
for going out tonight again?

sofia
of course

nora
yes🤝

england national handball squad

raheem
is no one going to question
why mason had a photo of declans ass
that he sent to the groupchat last
night or?

money mase

imposter
he is clenching it so hard

chilly
it's because if he doesn't then it's so big
that it might knock someone out so he just
clenches.

rice, rice baby
it's because i am masons favourite

jadon
here we go again

bukayo
the bromance continues

imposter
how was yoga?

madders