𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙥𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙩 - 𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩

T H I R T E E N

england national handball team

money mase changed rice, rice baby to 'egg fried'

roadman eminem
karma

egg fried
mason, you aren't even funny.
terrible joke mate.

the REAL white boy of the month
mate
did you know that the inventor of pringles
apparently had his ashes buried in a pringles
can? can you imagine if i got my
ashes buried in a nike football.

jadon
jack this is a groupchat
you don't need to specify that it
would be a nike football.
this isn't getting posted anywhere.
you aren't sponsored to say that

imposter aka talia
can you imagine jack starts sponsoring
nike in the groupchat....

egg fried
well you know adidas
stuff is quite good

money mase
shut up😭

chilly
give it a rest deccers
now we have declan selling adidas
and jack selling nike

money mase
chilly? you are literally a nike athlete
as well?

chilly
oh yeah
whoops

imposter aka talia
how did you forget that?
i'm suddenly very happy that you are
a footballer and not like a pilot or
something.

chilly
:o
ouch
i take that personally

the REAL white boy of the month
would you guys trust me to fly
a plane that you are a passenger on?

imposter aka talia
fuck no

money mase
definitely not
especially after seeing that video of you
driving

imposter aka talia
feel like i wanna see this video but
also really dont

money mase
just search 'jack grealish driving'

egg fried
no i wouldn't, jack. sorry.

chilly
i would!
actually wait...no
i felt like a good bestfriend saying that
but then i deeped it

jadon
no

marcus
yeah i never want to see jack go
near the cockpit of a plane

john pebbles
i'll fly the plane!
WHO CHANGED MY NAME?!
PEBBLES?????

imposter aka talia
.....

walker
i don't think i would trust any of us
to fly a plane except hazza
PEBBLES

egg fried
i wish i thought of that

money mase
is no one going to question
why jack knew that pringles
fact?

egg fried
oh yeah
why does he know that?

imposter aka talia
man i don't even wanna know

the REAL white boy of the month
i feel like if talia was a animal like
she would definitely be a black
widow spider

imposter aka talia
....why

money mase
wtf

egg fried
hm interesting

chilly
am i the only one who thinks
this isn't going to end well?

jadon
nah i was thinking the same thing

marcus
jack is about to say something that will
result in talia attacking him for sure.

the REAL white boy of the month
nah like listen
so
while or after they have sex the
female often like attacks the male
or catches him while he is trying to escape
and then kills him and eats him

egg fried
oh fucking hell
you are asking to end up like those
male spiders

money mase
why would you say that to her?
you must know this doesn't end
well for you

marcus
she is being very quiet

the REAL white boy of the month
yeah probably because she is like
"wow jack is so right. what a genius"

imposter aka talia
i refuse to argue with anyone who
drives like you
my nan could drive better than that
and she is dead.
but if i was a black widow then my first
victim would be you :)

the REAL white boy of the month
not a bad way to go out tbf
get some and then get eaten by you

imposter aka talia
nah
skip the sex
right to the attacking and eating

the REAL white boy of the month
eating?
eating you say?

egg fried
hm maybe it won't be talia
killing you today but instead...
ding ding!
it's money mase in the ring!

marcus
jack mate
you are very out of pocket at times

chilly
guess the 'reserved for mason' sign
on talias forehead wasn't obvious enough

the REAL white boy of the month
i'm a footballer
not a reader

imposter aka talia
jack.
i beg that you just think before you type
and then read it out and still decide to send
your messages.

the REAL white boy of the month
noted.

money mase
just saying,
talia would be an otter
if she was a animal.
she told me the other day.
but a black widow is badass
tbf.

fried egg
obviously she did😭😭

chilly
not mason knowing that

marcus
wowwwwwww
put jack to shame

imposter aka talia
that is very true, mason.
otters are cute tho
and jack, i would
sleep with one eye open and be
very aware of your surroundings
the next time you see me xxxx

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AUTHORS NOTE: short chapter so sorry but just wanted to update!! this is kinda just a filler chapter :)