✨Haikyuu chatfic ✨

35) HELLO

POV: I'm a whore for private chats.

-Kyoutani and Terushima-

Kyoutani- do you think I could deepthroat a banana

Terushima- I fall more in love with you every text

Kyoutani- I'm-
Yuuji

Terushima- kyo

Kyoutani- IM BEING SERIOUS

Terushima- so was I sweetheart

Kyoutani- Oikawa doesn't think I could do it

Terushima- how long is the banana?

Kyoutani- idk? 4 inches?

Terushima- oh baby

Kyoutani- what?

Terushima- If you can't deep throat that than your throat is gonna be sore asf when I'm done with you

Kyoutani- I hate you.
Why do you think I would give you head?

Terushima- right right I apologize, I meant asshole

Kyoutani- .....

Terushima- <3 kidding

Kyoutani- I... it's- *sighs* now I'm thinking about your dick

Terushima- are you? In the middle of class? Really?

Kyoutani- shut up it's your fault.
So...
How big?

Terushima- you're gonna kill me

Kyoutani- I JUST WANT TO COMPARE IT TO MINE
NO OTHER REASON

Terushima- okay 7

Kyoutani- shit

Terushima- what

Kyoutani- I win

Terushima- Proof?

Kyoutani- wanna sneak out tonight? 

Terushima- are you gonna insult my small dick?

Kyoutani- small? Yuuji I just had a heart attack because I realized I'll have to fit at least 7 inches up my ass stfu

Terushima- *passes out*

Kyoutani- WHY WOULD YOU PASS OUT

Terushima- kyo

Kyoutani- yeah Yuuji?

Terushima- I really like you

Kyoutani- I know. I really really like you too

Terushima- tell oikawa he sucks and you could totally deepthroat a banana

Kyoutani- I already ate the banana

Terushima- I.. okay 😭🤚

Kyoutani- ;-; wyd after practice?

Terushima- idk I'm kinda tired. Wanna come cuddle and nap with me

Kyoutani- stg you read my mind 😩

-Daishou and Konoha-

Daishou- hey loser

Konoha- hi daddy

Daishou- oh-

Konoha- omg idk why I just said that
That's so embarrassing
Ignore me
Ew
Ong

Daishou- no no no no
It was-
I'm-
Hi baby

Konoha- ugh I am never calling you that again