✨Haikyuu chatfic ✨

(17)private chats pt2

-Oikawa and Iwaizumi chat-

Oikawa- you wish you were me 💋

Iwaizumi- what? A bottom? No thanks

Oikawa- I AM NOT A BOTTOM

Iwaizumi- oh really

Oikawa- YES!

Iwaizumi- really

Oikawa- shut up how would you know

Iwaizumi- cause I know everything about you

Oikawa- that's just a lie

Iwaizumi- shittykawa
Name something I don't know

Oikawa- if i name it, than you'll know

Iwaizumi- wow you're smarter than I thought

Oikawa- mean iwachan

Iwaizumi- I know that you cry when feel lonely

Oikawa- that's no just me

Iwaizumi- I don't cry when I feel lonely

Oikawa- you're heartless 

Iwaizumi- I know you like to cuddle

Oikawa- pfft how

Iwaizumi- cause you cuddle me when we share a bed

Oikawa- ;-;

Iwaizumi- I know what kinda porn you watch

Oikawa- 🧍‍♀️

Iwaizumi- I know when you had your first kiss

Oikawa- ew

Iwaizumi- I know what we're you thinking

Oikawa- idk I was 4

Iwaizumi- I know that you're still a virgin

Oikawa- ah shut up okay

Iwaizumi- why is that? Hmm?

Oikawa- cause the girls only want me because I'm popular

Iwaizumi- well now I know that too

Oikawa- fine okay
You know everything
But I know a lot of stuff about you too

Iwaizumi- yeah?

Oikawa- yeah

Iwaizumi- okay like what

Oikawa- I know you never had your first kiss yet

Iwaizumi- pfftttnshaneunagwiajedyabw I'm not interested

Oikawa- in girls

Iwaizumi- what

Oikawa- you watch gay porn

Iwaizumi- how did-

Oikawa- I told you I know things too

Iwaizumi- you stalker

Oikawa- hehe ❤️ I love stalking iwachan

Iwaizumi- of course you do

Oikawa- I'm not exactly straight either

Iwaizumi- I've already known this

Oikawa- of course you did 😭

Iwaizumi- idiotkawa

Oikawa- iwachan

Iwaizumi- what

Oikawa- I've never seen you cry

Iwaizumi- pfft I've seen you cry plenty of times

Oikawa- SHUT UP YOU HEARTLESS JERK