✨Haikyuu chatfic ✨

(14)no title, nice one carter

-In ✨Oikawas a bottom✨ chat-

Oikawa- why don't you love me daddy~

Terushima- I do love you

Iwaizumi- what

Ukai- :/
Um-

Ushiwaka- I am not your father. But I love you very much Tooru.

Tendou- dosneyenslkwiad

Makki- kinda sweet tho-

Mattsun- oikawa sure doesn't think so

Iwaizumi- kinky mother fuckers

Oikawa- hey I don't have a daddy kink

Terushima- I sure do

Mad dog- pffttt

Ukai- it's okay me too

Takeda- *gasp*

Suga- I could've gone my whole life without knowing that

Hinata- SUGA

Suga- Hi!

Daishou- simp

Hinata- W O T

Oikawa- that's his mom?

Suga- YEAH

Daishou- ....

Takeda- sir

Suga- WAIT WAIT
WAIT

Iwaizumi- #1 mom = myself
Back off suga
I'm taking kags
And Hinata
They are now my babies

Akaashi- UM
HINATA IS MINE

Iwaizumi- 😑

Oikawa- I don't want fucking kags
Gimme um-
Gimme noya

Noya- awww

Oikawa- cause you are so wittle

Noya- 🏌️‍♂️ you fookin bitch

Makki- y'all

Ukai- wot

Suga- Hmm??

Yahaba- hUh?

Asahi- yes??

Makki- I'm officially taken

Takeda- by who??

Oikawa- DEADASS

Iwaizumi- Mattsun finally confess

Mattsun- first- W A T
Second- woah woah woah
Confess??

Mad dog- 🤭 always knew y'all were kinda sus

Yahaba- says Kyoutani

Terushima- lucky I don't have the gun emoji in my recents

Makki- y'all didn't let me finish my joke-

Mattsun- it was a joke??

Makki- yes :/

Mattsun- oh lmao

Makki- *BIG FOOKIN SIGH*

Tendou- lame

Daishou- oh cause you have someone

Terushima- do you?? 🤭

Akaashi- why wouldnt he
He's a cheater
He always has someone

Bokuto- savage

Kuroo- breed? Different 🥶🤬😈

Akaashi- 😎

Kenma- :| since when did you start acting like them