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𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝚕𝚎𝚠𝚒𝚜 - 𝚕𝚒𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛

*edited*

y/n - your name

𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 - talking about sexual themes

description - where the sidemen do a lie detector test (this chapter is based of the sidemen video, watch that first if you haven't already seen it ^^)

y/n pov

I was at Simon and jj's flat waiting for the boys to set up for the video we're about to film, they was me, harry, jj, simon, ethan, vik, josh, tobi and cal freezy. Everyone knows about mine and harry's relationship as we have been together for 4+ years, all the fans are really respectful about it so i don't mind being in the lads videos every once in a while. I'm dreading doing this video today because in the sidemen videos it's a continuous joke that harry is very kinky and is very experimental in the bedroom, so i already know the lads are going to ask because although harry jokes about it a lot while they are filming when the cameras are off he doesn't expose or speak about our sex life.

When they were all set up and jj was dressed up as folabi they started filming, "hello and welcome to detector lie, today we going to be finding out from all the sidemen, y/n and cal if they are lias, oh yes folabi is back" jj said as we all laughed "i've got some ah presents for all of you ok, obviously this wouldn't be a video of mine if they wasn't a punishment, soooo where is the bag ah, every time you get a question we'll not wrong, you lie to me, every time you lie to me then ah i will beet you with one of these tings" jj smirks and starts explaining the items, but then he pulls out a coat hanger and says "tobi you know this"
"yeah i know this" tobi says while wincing. With every item he pulls out we all wince all little bit more as we don't even want to imagine what that will
feel like. "so you get to look inside to see what you want to pick if you lie to me, SO DONT LIE TO ME AH, DONT LIE TO ME" "i'm more nervous about the bag to be hone-" ethan starts before jj cuts him off by shouting "IF YOU LIE TO ME I WILL BEAT YOU, I WILL BEAT YOU HARDER THAN YOU HAVE EVER BEEN BEATEN BEFORE, EXCEPT YOU TOBI YOU KNOW" "yeah yeah i do" tobi says "anyway are you ready" jj asks ethan "i think so" ethan answers "go on ethan" harry shouts and we all clap. "Okay first we are going to have to do some control questions, okay have you ever lied about something serious" jj asked "yes" ethan says while nodding "okay okay, it's analysing" "very good very good, 97 BPM" says jj as all of us start to make a fuss about it when ethan says "i don't like this i'm in the hot seat right now" "ooo 104 BPM" jj laughs "ehh you a bit nervous" "yeah mate, it is quite a bit nerve wrecking to be fair" ethan says as jj laughs.

time skip to harry's turn

harry's pov

i was sat in the chair waiting nervously for jj to ask me my questions, "are you ready to answer the questions" jj says "do you see me fingers shaking" i say and everyone laughs, "are you addicted to drugs" asks jj "uh no i'm not" i answer "your not?" "no i'm not" "are you sure?" "i am sure, i'm sure" "ah ah" jj says awkwardly looking around and everyone laughs "your telling the truth" jj says, everyone claps "oh wow harry" ethan says laughing. "okay okay next question, have you ever done anal" "ah um like taken it" harry muttered "have you ever done ah, ah, ah! morocco ah, have you ever done anal answer the question" jj says taken back "i'd say yeah" i say awkwardly as the others laugh "i don't want to know if you gave it or took it ah" jj says unamused "what i didn't know what you were asking" i slightly laugh "i don't want to know ah harry sh" i begin to mumble things when jj cuts me off "unfortunately you are telling the truth, i feel bad for y/n ah" this makes all of our attention turn to her as she is sitting there while her face is bright red, this causes all of us to laugh because they all know it's her i've done it with because she is the only girlfriend i have ever had. "alright lads let's move on next question" y/n says while chuckling. "okay next question, have you ever had a finger in your bum?" all i do is take a big deep breath while laughing "oh my god, no no no no" is all that jj says "ah i phf a" i shrug wondering if i should tell the truth "just say yes lad, just say yes" tobi and ethan say "yes, possibly, maybe" i say laughing "ah what is wrong with you, was it just quick? did it just happen so quick and you didn't know what happened" jj asks "yes it must have been, it must have been" i said full well knowing it wasn't, "you were telling the truth" jj says disgusted. "okay last question harry, does your mum have instagram" "no not to my knowledge no" i say lying "no? your not lying to me?" jj asks "no i'm not i'm not, i haven't lied the whole time" "you haven't lied the whole time?" "no i haven't lied the whole time" "we'll you we're lying to me, your mum has instagram" "i don't think so" i say lying again "yes she does, yes she does" jj say getting up and getting the bag for me to  choose what i want him to use to whip me with. I chose the belt, all i'm saying is big mistake "do you want to tell the world your mums instagram?" jj asks "i don't know mate, i don't know it" i say back "okay okay bend over" jj says before whipping my arse with the belt which literally made my arse feel like it was on fire, it was awful "you bastard mate, you bastard" i said in pain while everyone else just laughed.

y/n pov

we were all laughing at harry being in pain until jj said "okay okay, y/n ah come up it's your turn" "oooooooo" all the lads said just to annoy me i flipped them off and sat down. "so are you ready y/n, we have kind of already found a bit out from harry over there" jj says scrunching his face up with disgust, "yes folabi, unfortunately you did" i say laughing while giving the camera a jokingly unamused look. "okay okay first question, have you ever received anal, i'm sorry i had to be pacific ah it just seems like sometimes some people need the question justified" jj says while looking at harry at the end, "um possibly, i might of" "ah what is wrong with you people morocco, morocco" jj says, me and the rest of the guys just laugh, "unfortunately you were telling the truth, ah why am i not surprised" "what can i say folabi, surely you have done it to"       "no no no, i do not go near. disgusting" jj says. "okay next question, have you ever got your arse eaten" "no folabi mate, no i haven't" i said "ah thank goodness me" jj says while harry shouts "we're not that weird mate" we all start laughing while ethan says "yes lad" and fist bumps harry. "okay okay last question, which i actually don't have so i am going to ask one of the guys to come up here and tell me one to ask you, now who wants to do it" all the lads immediately start shouting 'me' but then freezy shouted "lad i live with her i know all the sauce" "true true, okay cal come here" jj says as cal got up and whispered something into jj's ear while laughing, when he's finished jj's eyes widen. "oh my god ah, okay ah your question is have you ever been whipped in during sex" jj says shaking his head, my eyes widened as all the guys but harry burst out laughing, "no mate no" "are you sure y/n" "yes folabi i'm sure" i say knowing full well i'm lying. "ah ah it says your lying to me" jj says which caused the boys to erupt with laughter again and me to sit there awkwardly chuckling. When i choose that i wanted to be whipped with the coat hanger me and folabi stood in front of the guys, "ok y/n bend over, this shouldn't hurt as it looks like you are pretty used to it" jj says while looking at harry as me and everyone else laughed "okay okay" i say as i bend over the table, there is a 5 second pause before i felt a really hard smack on my arse, i immediately jumped up holding the place where he hit me. "fucking hell folabi" "ah so your not used to it, you need to be a bit more harder next time harry" jj says causing us all to laugh and harry to say "i will do folabi mate, i will do."

time skip to the end of the video

"alright guys that's the end of this weeks sidemen Sunday, hope you all enjoyed byee" vik says as he out-troed the video and then got up to turn off the camera, "well that was interesting" simon says laughing "very" josh says laughing as-well. "at least we finally found out all we wanted to know about harry and y/n after all this time of them keeping it secret" jj says laughing (he's not folabi anymore) "sadly yes you did lads" harry says chuckling "also thanks to callum being a cunt" i said jokingly "how did you even know that you bastard" harry asked confused, "all i'm going to say bog is that the walls are very thin and i've heard some weird shit coming from your room" freezing says laughing "oh my god" all the guys say laughing "ay harry you on that freaky shit yeah" ethan says jokingly "yeah mate just like you, freezy and jj i am" harry said causing jj to shout "ay fam why am i being brought into this" "don't act like you don't be doing all the weird shit harry, y/n, freezy and ethan do jj" tobi says laughing "fair played tobi, fair played" jj said which caused Simon, Tobi, Vik and Josh's faces to scrunch up "nah you man are real freaks you know" josh said "yeah, bare weird" simon also said "ay your all just mad we're having great sex" i said laughing "she has got a point there lads" ethan says as harry, freezy and jj nod agreeing.

a/n - 𝚒 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛, 𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝚒𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐. 𝙸 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚏 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚘𝚗💓