sidemen imagines ✔︎

𝚓𝚓 𝚘𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚓𝚒 - 𝚋𝚊𝚍 𝚜𝚎𝚡

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y/n - your name

𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 - smut

description - where you and jj have some really bad drunk sex, but what happens when you accidentally tell the sidemen that jj is terrible at sex and he finds out?

y/n pov

me and the sidemen we're playing never have i ever because we we're bored, "never have i ever had a threesome" jj said causing me, harry and ethan to drink showing that we have, "you lot are to much" vik said while laughing "it was great to be fair even though all three of us were drunk" i said while laughing "who was it with" simon asked "harry and ethan" i said causing everyone's eyes to widen "WHAT" jj shouted "wait nah nah nah, hold on with who" josh said "chill out lads, it was ages ago and we were all hammered" ethan said "yeah lads chill" harry added on "how can we fucking chill lads, you all had a threesome" josh said "what we're all close anyways and you know me bog and y/n/n all go out on the lash all the time" ethan said "yeah we're the drunken trio" harry said "exactly lads, exactly" i said causing everyone else to shake their heads while laughing.

"anyways swiftly moving on, never have i ever got so drunk i had to go to the hospital because i injured myself" vik said causing me to drink "oh surely i can't be the only one" i said "yeah it's just you y/n/n all of us can actually handle our drink" ethan says "oh i'm not that bad, come on" i said "oh lads you have no idea, after this lass has had a couple of shots she's all over the gaff honestly" harry said "oh shut up" i jokingly said causing everyone to laugh "just wait until we do pub golf, with her and jj it will be a disaster" ethan said "what FAM, why am i getting dragged into this" jj said "because your just as bad mate" harry said "fair, fair" jj said while laughing.

"next question never have i ever had really bad sex" ethan said causing harry, ethan and me to drink "what was it the threesome" tobi joked "nah mate that was class" ethan said while laughing "mine was that Germany incident, it was terrible lads" harry said "what was yours ethan" simon asked "when i was fat mate, sex was terrible" ethan said making everyone laugh "and lastly y/n what was yours" harry said causing me to sigh as i didn't want to say it "well i had some really bad drunk sex with someone" i said while nervously looking at jj "what made it so bad lass" ethan asked "they were just sloppy and not hitting the right spots, but it might of just been because they were drunk because i've never had sex with them sober" i said trying not to make jj feel bad "and who was it with" vik asked "do i have to say lads" i asked "yesss, come on lass tell us" josh said "it um, it was jj" i said while looking down, this caused everyone's heads to whip in jj's direction as he had an angry look on his face.

"woah, mr ksi giving someone bad sex" ethan said "i thought you had the perfect dick" tobi said while laughing "oh shut up dickheads" jj said while laughing but i could tell he was pissed off at me.

it was later on and we had now finished the game and jj hadn't spoke to me the whole time, all he did was send me death glares. we all got up from the sofa and walked into the kitchen, but i stayed behind so i can't try and talk to jj "listen jj i-" i tried to say but he cut me off "nah man just fuck off, leave me alone" jj said while walking away to his room causing a sad look to appear on my face.

i walked into the kitchen because i decided it would be best if i went home "yo lads, i gonna get going" i said "alright y/n see you soon lass" ethan said while hugging me "see you y/n/n" harry said while also hugging me "cya boggo", after i hugged all of the lads except jj goodbye i stepped out of the apartment and immediately let the warm tears fall down my face, 'i'm actually so in love with him and now i fucked it all up' i thought to myself as i walked to my car and started driving home.

when i got home i went straight to bed and curled up in a ball and just let out sobs of regret 'i shouldn't of fucking told them man' i thought to myself, after i'd stopped crying i decided to text jj.