Happiness Dust

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British Raj - *is silently sitting near a lake in the Spirit Realm*

Ahom - HEY, RAJ! What are you doing?

British Raj - Oh. Hey. I'm doing...nothing.

Ahom - Why are you so gloomy today? Something wrong?

British Raj - I'm not gloomy.....I'm just not happy, that's all.

Ahom - *throws a packet of dust on Raj*

British Raj - What's this.....?

Ahom - HELLO THERE, MORTAL! I'm the Happiness Fairy. What I've sprinkled on you is Happiness Dust!

- Long pause -

Ahom - Now smile, darn it, THIS THING'S EXPENSIVE-

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