Kidnapper - *to SAARC, after snatching the phone from his accomplice* We have your countries, Maldives, Bhutan and Bangladesh. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed.
Maldives - Whoa, whoa, wait, we're only worth ten thousand dollars?
Kidnapper -
Bangladesh - MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
Sri Lanka - *from the other side of the phone* MAL STOP-
Bhutan - 10 MILLION!
Pakistan - Woah, what's going on? Y'all bidding on ebay or something?
India - No, only determining their worth- ALSO ARE YOU ALL OKAY?
Maldives - YEP!
Pakistan - Oh, thank god!
Bangladesh - We're well fed and now we're watching Netflix with kidnapper-chacha's moneyyyyyyyyy!
Pakistan - ......Well now it just sounds like you're having fun-
SAARC - No, you three, no ransom will be enough because you all are priceless.
Bangladesh - AWWWWWWW!
SAARC - Also, dinner is at 6. Be home by then.
Bangladesh, Maldives and Bhutan - OKAY!
Kidnappers - WAIT WHAT-
- cut call -
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Incorrect Quotes and Oneshots ft. SAARC CountryHumans
RandomBasically a collection of oneshots and stuff. Featuring the SAARC countries (because they're underrated and need love) (heavily) Inspired by @IhateOnions- and @AreebaDazzle. Hope you enjoy! Stay safe. Note: - This book is only for jokes and laughs...
