The SAARC Gang - *is at an event*
Bhutan - That was fun!
Bangladesh - Agreed, bro! And the food was amazing!
Maldives - Which is why I'm absolutely happy that I came here!
Sri Lanka - Mal, you fell down 2 flights of stairs-
Maldives - I know, but still! What's the worst that could happen, right Mr. SAARC?
*No response*
Nepal - SAARC? *turns around to see no SAARC*
Bangladesh - People, I think we lost Mr. SAARC!
India - *raising eyebrow* Did we lose SAARC or did SAARC lose us?
Pakistan - Forget that- we need to find him. Fast. Anyone has a phone?
Sri Lanka - Wasn't that the reason why he was so morose on the way here? He missed the alarm as his battery was dead, na?
Maldives - Riiiiight.....
Afghanistan - What if we never find him?
Bhutan - What if we're lost here forever?!
Bangladesh - I wouldn't mind, to be honest, because the food-
Pakistan - Arre, calm down!
Afghanistan and Bhutan - *together* DON'T TELL US TO CALM DOWN!
Pakistan - Don't tell me what to tell you!
India - Arre, chup! We'll just go to the announcement center and ask for him, he'll find his way there, and BOOM! Happy ever after!
Maldives - OR, I KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Sri Lanka - You do?
Maldives - *cups his hands together and screams* 2 + 2 IS 5!!!!!!!
SAARC - *appears out of nowhere* WHO. SAID. THAT?!
Nepal - Found him-
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Incorrect Quotes and Oneshots ft. SAARC CountryHumans
RandomBasically a collection of oneshots and stuff. Featuring the SAARC countries (because they're underrated and need love) (heavily) Inspired by @IhateOnions- and @AreebaDazzle. Hope you enjoy! Stay safe. Note: - This book is only for jokes and laughs...
