Bangladesh - Hey, Apu! Boro Bhai!
Pakistan - Yeah, Bangla?
Bangladesh - Okay, so if a snake bites me and I die-
India - Bangla, why are you talking about death when you still have a life ahead of you?
Bangladesh - Listennn, Apu! So, as I was saying-
Bangladesh - If a snake bites me and I die, is it venomous or poisonous?
India - It's venomous.
Bangladesh - Then if I bite the snake and I die-
Pakistan - KYA TUM PAGAL HO GAYE HO?!
Bangladesh - Boro bhai, it's a hypothetical scenario.
Pakistan - *mutters* Pretty crazy one..... *aloud* But then, the snake is poisonous.
Bangladesh - Then what if it bites me and it dies?
India - Then YOU'RE poisonous.
Bangladesh - Then what if I bite it and it dies?
Pakistan - Then you're lethal.
Bangladesh - What if it bites itself and I die?
India - You must be cursed then-
Bangladesh - What if it bites me but someone else dies?
Pakistan - That's just a coincidence- It's correlation, not causation.
Bangladesh - What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
India - HAY BHAGVAN-
Pakistan - You've both gone nuts. End of discussion.
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Kya tum pagal ho gaye ho? = Have you gone mad? (in Urdu)
Hay Bhagvan = Oh god (in Hindi)
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Incorrect Quotes and Oneshots ft. SAARC CountryHumans
RandomBasically a collection of oneshots and stuff. Featuring the SAARC countries (because they're underrated and need love) (heavily) Inspired by @IhateOnions- and @AreebaDazzle. Hope you enjoy! Stay safe. Note: - This book is only for jokes and laughs...
