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𝕃𝕠𝕤𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝔽𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕕

And They Were Roomates😧
multiple people are online!

Spiderman
ok who here knows what the
hell bakugo and y/n are doing

Pink!
no idea

chomp
i'm a little worried☹️
they've been walking around the
dorms for almost half an hour

mr steal your girl
are they looking for smth?

aux cord
i think so? it's hard to tell with
all of bakugo's screaming

Pink!
should we..ask them?

Spiderman
do you..have a death wish?

Slim Shady has entered the chat!

Slim Shady
hey guys

chomp
hi y/n!

Slim Shady
hi kiri :)

chomp
:)

aux cord
y/n what are you and bakugo
doing

Slim Shady
oh i'm helping him look for smth
he lost

Spiderman
bakugo lost something?

Pink!
that's new

mr steal yo girl
what'd he lose?

Slim Shady
the bag of cheetos i ate two hours ago

Pink!
...

Spiderman
...

aux cord
...

mr steal yo girl
...

chomp
...

boom haha has entered the chat!

boom haha
you did what

Pink!
RUN GIRL RUN

Slim Shady
this pussy man don't scare me🤨🙄

mr steal yo girl
bestie no😰

boom haha
i could kill you.

Slim Shady
oh yeah? so could any other human
so could a dog
so could a dedicated duck
you're not special✋😐

Spiderman
THE ATTITUDE

aux cord
ok y/n let's reel it back in
before i have to start picking
funeral shoes

boom haha
YOU SON OF A BITCH

Slim Shady
I KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST
CALL MY MOMMA A BITCH

boom haha
DAMN RIGHT I DID

Slim Shady
YOU WHORE

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boom haha has left the chat!

chomp
do you guys hear...ominous
screaming from downstairs?

Pink!
yeah...

aux cord
should we um..
stop them?

mr steal yo girl
nah i wanna see who wins

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