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𝕊𝕠 𝕄𝕦𝕔𝕙 𝕗𝕠𝕣 ℙ𝕣𝕠𝕤

Slim Shady has started a chat!

Slim Shady has added 7 people to the chat!

Slim Shady has titled the chat:
you whores.

Slim Shady has changed 7 names!

Aizawa // Caterpillar

Hawks // Chicken Little

Miruko // Carrots

Midnight // how are u a teacher

Present Mic // Presentation Michael

Endeavor // no

All Might // I AM HERE

you whores.

Slim Shady
ALRIGHT EVERYONE GET IN HERE

7 people have entered the chat!

I AM HERE
Young Archer?

Caterpillar
Archer what the hell

Carrots
Archer?
Moonbeam's kid?

Slim Shady
glad to see you know me
you all must be wondering why
i called you here

Chicken Little
not really kid
however i'm a little offended that
you called me a whore

Slim Shady
shut your bitch ass up hawks

Chicken Little
✋😟

Presentation Michael
HAHAHAHA

how are u a teacher
mic please

Presentation Michael
my bad..

no
EXCUSE ME?
WHY HAVE I BEEN ADDED TO
A GROUPCHAT FULL OF
HEROES AND A CHILD?

Chicken Little
turn your caps off

Slim Shady
IM GETTING TO THAT DAMN
today i'll be rating you all on how
close you've come to sleeping with
my mom

Carrots
WHAT

Chicken Little
HOLY SHIT HAHA

I AM HERE
Young Archer I really don't think
this is appropriate...

Slim Shady
sounds like you've got a guilty
conscience all might🤨

Presentation Michael
oop

how are u a teacher
i know you did not just oop

Slim Shady
ANYWAY
let's start with hawks

Chicken Little
oh damn ok

Slim Shady
10/10! hawks has never come
close to sleeping with my mom

Chicken Little
i've won, but at what cost😔

no
HAWKS?

Chicken Little
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Slim Shady
next is miruko
6/10, she came close😐 but never
slept with my mom

Caterpillar
i'm sorry, you came close?

Carrots
yeah❤️

Slim Shady
present mic, aizawa, all might
you all get 9/10

I AM HERE
why only nine?

Slim Shady
cause you've given my momma
weird looks that's why👁👁

Chicken Little
EXPOSED LMAO

Slim Shady
endeavor
12/10

Presentation Michael
now how?

Carrots
that math ain't adding up

no
I RANKED ABOVE ALL MIGHT
HAHA

Slim Shady
he gets a 12 for one reason
my mother has not even stood
beside endeavor
as she should😁

Caterpillar
💀

how are u a teacher
oh my...

Slim Shady
midnight🙂

how are u a teacher
...yes darling?

Slim Shady
🙂🙂

Chicken Little
OH NO

Caterpillar
MIDNIGHT?

I AM HERE
Ms Midnight...is this true?

how are u a teacher
well...

Slim Shady
YOU MOTHER FUCKER
LITERALLY

Chicken Little
HELP I LOVE THIS KID

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