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"Thank you for choosing Lamentation Tours today!"

The tour guide started speaking, "I love milfs♡" I said admiring the curly-haired woman. "Milfs are hot," Leorio said in agreement

"Yesss for real"

"Can you two please shut fuck up about milfs already, that's the only thing you've been talking about since we got on the freaking bus" Kurapika whisper-yelled

"who hurt you bae" I peered out the window to take a look at the mountain, 'why does it look like a boob with a halo'

'lmao praise the giant angel boob'

"Hehe" I giggled at my own silly joke

Anyways, I'm not going to bother to even write down what happened in the last phase of the Hunter exam. It was humiliatingly embarrassing, please

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Forget abt me not updating for 4months, and ur crush will like u back. pinky promise

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"Go girl you can do it!!" I shout in encouragement to Leorio who was attempting to open the huge ass gate,

"I've tried pushing and pulling, but it won't budge! Are you sure it isn't locked?" Leorio complained,

"That's cause you're not strong enough," The old man casually said, "Gahdamn, Leorio you just gon let him roast you like that?"

"Shut up, I was giving it everything I've got!" Leorio barked,

"your arms kinda look like chopsticks" I commented, "No it doesn't!"

"Step aside," The guy said, taking his jacket off, "This gate is officially known as the Testing Gate because anyone who's not strong enough to open it..." He crossed his arms and let out a grunt, his veins popping "... is not considered unworthy of entering the Zoldyck estate" He then began to open the first gate,

"Oh shit, an old man opening the gate!!" I was so flabbergasted I started jumping like some goofy ass mf

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Hey !! Am back 😁 this is a vv short chap because I've had no ideas at all ! I've done every single thing to get ideas ! But still none ! Haha it's been 4 freaking months too am sorry ☹️ I asked for ideas and y'all gave me nothing 🤕 so I'm making this short chapter to ask
PLS AM BEGGING GIVE✋️✊️IDEAS✋️✊️PROMPTS SCENARIOS WHATEVER JUST GIVE
this is a hate crime😿 /j I'm also gonna edit the other chaps cause grammar and humor was super wrong and skip over many parts cause I'm lazy goodbye 👋

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