SWIM LESSONS ⋆ akaashi keiji ✔︎

𝟦.𝖣𝖠𝖣𝖣𝖸 𝖨𝖲𝖲𝖴𝖤𝖲

📍𝗒/𝗇 & 𝖺𝗂𝗆𝗂'𝗌 𝖺𝗉𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍
𝗆𝗈𝗇𝖽𝖺𝗒, 𝗇𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋 𝟦𝗍𝗁, 𝟫:𝟢𝟣𝗉𝗆

1 new message from: 'dumb bitch'!

dumb bitch
today 9:01 pm

dumb bitch
hey shawty

dumb bitch
r u fucking that dad you
were talking to earlier

mom bitch
AIMI

mom bitch
what the actual duck is
wrong with you???

dumb bitch
✨d u c k✨

mom bitch
shut up and get back to
work you fucking idiot

dumb bitch
can't when there's no
work to do

dumb bitch
it's dead as fuck in here

dumb bitch
anyways stop avoiding
the question you fucker

mom bitch
DUMBASS

mom bitch
NO i am not fucking
akaashi-san.

dumb bitch
mhm ok

dumb bitch
whatever you say🙄

dumb bitch
bet you wish u were tho

dumb bitch
alexa play daddy issues
by the neighbourhood

mom bitch
I HATE YOU

mom bitch
I DO NOT HAVE
DADDY ISSUES

dumb bitch
stage one: denial

dumb bitch
hmmm

dumb bitch
wasn't the last guy you
fucked a dad?

dumb bitch
and the one before that?

mom bitch
SHUT UP

mom bitch
OKAY

mom bitch
i can admit i MIGHT
have daddy issues but
i am NOT fucking
akaashi-san. i don't even
know him???

mom bitch
and the guy before that
wasn't a dad he was
just older

dumb bitch
WAIT

dumb bitch
THAT PROFESSOR??

dumb bitch
YOU DIRTY WHORE

dumb bitch
WASNT HE LIKE 35??

mom bitch
NO HE WASNT 35
DUMBASS

mom bitch
HE WAS 28

dumb bitch
SAME THING

dumb bitch
anyways

dumb bitch
i know you think
that dad is hot