Bakutodo Incorrect quotes

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If anyone knows Russian I would really like if you could translate that for me :')

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Todoroki after Bakugo said he wouldn't buy him soba: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.

Bakugo: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

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Todoroki: *running towards Bakugo with open arms*

Bakugo: *moves out of the way*
Todoroki: Hey, why'd you move?!

Bakugo: I thought you were going to attack me.

Todoroki: I was going to hug you!

Bakugo: Why would you hug me?

Todoroki: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

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Bakugo: Are you drinking enough water?

Todoroki: Sometimes my tears fall on my mouth.

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Bakugo: I have a new hoodie.

Todoroki: We have a new hoodie.

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Denki: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Bakugo: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

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Todoroki: You know what I've realized?

Bakugo: Some thoughts are better left unsaid?

Todoroki: Nice try, anyways-

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Todoroki: What's your favorite color?

Bakugo: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.

Todoroki: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?

Bakugo: My favorite color is orange.

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Todoroki: I made this relationship bracelet for you.

Bakugo: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.

Todoroki: You don't have to wear...

Bakugo: No, I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off.

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Todoroki: I wish I was a dinosaur.

Bakugo: Don't ask-

Denki and Kirishima: Why??

Todoroki, smiles: Because they are all dead.

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Bakugo: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning.

Todoroki: I hate myself no matter what time.

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Bakugo: *sees someone doing something stupid*

Bakugo: What an idiot.

Bakugo: *realizes it's Todoroki*

Bakugo: Wait, that's MY idiot!

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Endeavor, trying to get his family together: Pick any card.

Todoroki: Ok..

Endeavor: Wait- That's my credit card!

Todoroki: You said any card.

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Todoroki: Do you ever think about the future?

Bakugo: Yes.

Todoroki: Am I in it?

Bakugo: Shoto Todoroki, you are it.

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