Bakutodo Incorrect quotes

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Todoroki: Katsuki...

Bakugo: What?

Todoroki: Our ship name is Bakutodo, right?

Bakugo: How do you know what a ship name is?!

Todoroki: If you were in a relationship with Iida your ship name would be fast and furious.

Bakugo:

Iida:

Bakugo: Go to sleep. Now.

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Todoroki: Say three words and i'm yours.

Midoriya: I love you

Todoroki: No

Bakugo: I got soba

Todoroki: *bites lips*

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Todoroki : Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Bakugo : My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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Todoroki : In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Bakugo : FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Todoroki : No! Four to five seconds!
Bakugo : Too late!!!

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Todoroki : I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Bakugo : I wake up at 4:30 AM

Todoroki :

Todoroki : I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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Todoroki : Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Bakugo : You mean literally or figuratively?

Todoroki : Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

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Todoroki : .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I'M SORRY]

Bakugo : What's that?

Todoroki : Remorse code.

Bakugo : I'm even angrier now

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Todoroki , standing with their back turned: I've been expecting you,

Bakugo .

Bakugo : How did you do that without turning around?

Todoroki : ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

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Bakugo: I had a dream we fucked.

Todoroki: Relax it was just a dream.

Bakugo: Huh, gay, I wouldn't fuck you.

Todoroki: You wouldn't?

Bakugo: I mean, unless you want to-

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Todoroki: Did it hurt when you fell-

Bakugo: From heaven? Wow, I didn't think you were such a flirt-

Todoroki: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

Bakugo: ...

Todoroki: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

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Bakugo: Talk dirty to me, baby~

Todoroki: The dishes.

Bakugo: Wh-

Todoroki: They've been there for 4 days and it's your turn to wash them. You still haven't cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.

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Todoroki: What are you in the mood for?
Bakugo: World domination.

Todoroki: That's a bit ambitious.

Bakugo: You are my world.

Todoroki: Aww...

Bakugo:

Todoroki:

Bakugo:

Todoroki: OH.

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Bakugo: I love you.

Todoroki, not paying attention: What was that?

Bakugo: I said I'm selling you to the zOo-

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T odoroki: Is something burning?

Bakugo, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Todoroki: Bakugo, the toaster is literally on fire.

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Todoroki: Well, Bakugo and I finally did it!

The rest of the squad: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*

Todoroki: That's right... We kissed!

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Bakugo: Go fuck yourself.

Todoroki, drunk: Sure, but only if you watch

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it has been ages since i last updated, but anyways, MERRY CHRISTMAS!! 💕