Bakutodo Incorrect quotes

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Bakugo: Where the fuck is Deku!?

Iida: Language!

Todoroki: Yes, Kat, watch your fucking language.

Bakugo:

Iida:

Everyone else:

Bakugo: Who the fuck taught him how to swear?

Todoroki: I know Kat, I really wonder who

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Todoroki: Why can't t-rexes clap their hands?

Bakugo: *confident* because their arms are too shor-

Todoroki: *serious* because they're dead.

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*Bakugo calling Todoroki*

Bakugo: Hey baby, do you have 2,500 dollars?

Todoroki: What do you need 2,500 for?

Bakugo: a escape room.

Todoroki: What kind of escape room costs that much?

Bakugo: Jail.

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Todoroki: Kat, what does coffee tastes like?

Bakugo: Not as good as the smell.

Todoroki: Oh, so a bit like a Shampoo then?

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Todoroki: Kat, you can trust me. Let's not forget who took you out of the river yesterday.

Bakugo: Let's not forget who PUSHED ME IN

Todoroki: Anyways-

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*Todoroki slapping Mineta across the face after he tried to look under Momo's shirt*

Mineta: i hate you with every inch of my body.

Todoroki: That's not a lot of inches, I can live with that.

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Deku: Kacchan, i'd like for you to meet a friend.

Bakugo: I don't care

Deku: He's really hot.

Bakugo: still don't care.

Deku: he's cute and a nice guy

Bakugo: i'm not looking for a boyfri-

*Todoroki walks in*

Todoroki: You must be Midoriya's friend, i'm Todoroki, and you are?

Bakugo: SINGLE!

Bakugo: i mean, Bakugo Katsuki. My name is Bakugo.

Bakugo: but i am also single.

Deku:

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Todoroki: Do you think Bakugo likes me?

Kirishima: He literally stares at you all the time.

Denki: You're the only one he's nice to.

Mina: You're the only one he complements

Sero: You're literally married to him.

Todoroki: Sure.