Bakutodo Incorrect quotes

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Deku: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Todoroki: If anyone, and I mean anyone,

*intensively stares at Bakugo*

Todoroki: wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

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Bakugo: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Todoroki: What did you do?

Bakugo: Nobody died.

Todoroki: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Todoroki: Fuck.

Iida or Deku: We've got to work on your cursing.

Todoroki: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

Bakugo: *proud noises*

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Todoroki: I am 39 cheetos tall.

Bakugo: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?

Todoroki: Because we're out of doritos.

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Kidnapper: We have your child

Bakugo: I don't have a child?

Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?

Bakugo: Oh god, you have Todoroki

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Todoroki: Bakugo is not a morning person. Or a night person. There's really only about seven minutes a day you are fun to be around.

Bakugo: The best part is you never know when they're coming.

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Todoroki: If I run and leap at Bakugo, they will most certainly catch me in their arms.

Todoroki, running towards Bakugo: Coming in!

Bakugo: No! I'm holding coffee!

Bakugo: *Drops coffee and catches Todoroki*

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Bakugo: I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU!

Todoroki: Okay, can you do the dishes?
Bakugo: No!

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Todoroki: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I'm eating dirt?

Bakugo:

Bakugo: Why are you eating dirt?

Todoroki: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.

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Bakugo: Come on, Todoroki! How any times do I have to apologize?

Todoroki: Once!

Bakugo: ...No.

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Bakugo: Look, Todoroki, it's the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and its Monday.

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Todoroki: Can I ask a dumb question?

Bakugo: Better than anyone I know.

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Todoroki: You have to apologize to them Bakugo.

Bakugo: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

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Todoroki: Hey Todoroki?

Bakugo: Yeah?

Todoroki: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?

Bakugo:

Bakugo: ...What.

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Bakugo: How the hell are you still alive?

Todoroki: Honestly, I'm just as confused as you are.

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