the expiration date among us

the meeting, the task and the fight.

Time: 30 minutes before ejection.
Location: just outside red base.

A blue motor with high speed was approaching with miss pauling on it. When she arrived she parked quickly, but the bike was too heavy loaded and fell over. She standed at the door with a shotgun and the door opened. Scout, who was dressed chic, said 'miss pauling...' but couldn't finish his sentence or miss pauling pushed scout away and said 'scout listen, the task list is gone. If we return it quickly, then the administrator won't know anything'. She looked at the camera and saw the briefcase still was on its place. At that moment was scout having a blackout because he was too nervous. In the security room we're spy, soldier and demoman watching through the cameras. Spy was disappointed. Then engineer opened the door and said 'hey listen crew, we discovered something'. They walked outside security and saw medic holding a wide glass tube with the cake within it. 'It's only cake that gets tumors, so we're fine as long nobody teleporters any cake'. 'Question' said soldier. Engineer said 'what's your question soldier?'. Soldier answered 'I've teleportered cake' (idk, it's not a question). 'What'. 'You told me too'. 'How much?'. Asked Engineer. Soldier said 'I've done nothing but teleport cake for 3 days'. Medic smashed the tube on the ground, grabbed soldier and asked 'where have you been sending it's?'. Then,
The whole building shaked.
Just after miss pauling asked scout what's going on he said 'or why don't we discuss it in here?'. But when he opened the door, there was no dining room, but a giant imposter cake with a big mouth, teeth and tentacles. The imposter cake tried to swallow them as scout and miss pauling dodged it quickly, but because of the weight of the imposter cake, the floor broke and they fell down. Miss pauling came down with a little soft fall, the imposter cake with landed with a big groundpounder and scout by stepping on the tentacles. He told miss pauling to run while he grabbed a steel pipe to defend himself. A few seconds later, the rest of the crewmates stormed in. Heavy said 'charge now doctor'. Then, the medic activated the reactor meltdown sabotage in that area. While they were fighting, was miss pauling trying to fix the busted reactor. At that moment was scout grabbed by one of the tentacles that were trying to lock him up in the nearby vent. Luckily, sniper grabbed scout and pulled him out with such great power scout flied almost to miss pauling at the other side. Before scout ran back, stopped spy, who just came out the vent, him and said 'I think it's going well. Now go'. Scout ran to miss pauling and tried to apologise. 'Miss pauling, I'm so sorry...'. 'Excuse can later scout, oh, give me your watch'. 'Yeah that's exactly the thing...'. Scout couldn't finish it or the reactor flied away. 'Never-ending then'. 'Go' said heavy while he hold the door open, but the cake threw the reactor and the door closed. Then, they saw medics bird pet archemedis, in the mouth of the cake, flying away. Then they realised cakes don't have a stomach (which makes sense). They ran to the cake's mouth while
They were dancing somehow to dodge the tentacles. The reactor had 5 seconds left before it would explode. But just before it exploded, were miss pauling and scout in the cake which formed a bunker. Not that much later inside the cake, they still alive and talking about how amazing that was, but scout said 'I only wanted to date with you but I'm going to die'. Then soldier appeared outta nowhere and said 'good news. We're not going to die, we're going to live forever'. Then while heavy opened the mouth of the dead cake, medic said 'I didn't say that we're not filled with tumors'. 'Oh thank god. So yeah miss pauling, I guess it's a date' said scout, but she said 'unfortunately, this is my only day of a year. But you can ride with me on some jobs'. 'Let's see, tomorrow I gotta need to locate the imposter planet'. 'I don't think I can do that'. 'Alright, next day I gotta need to get rid of some dead corpses'. 'I don't think I like that'. 'Alright, the day after that one, I gotta need to eject the crewmate who pushed the sabotage button Oh. You're already gonna be at that one'.

The end