Nanbaka Shenanigans and Chaos

~Eight~

Unnamed Chat
Monday
9:30A.M.

Kokoriki is online
Rokuriki is online
Youriki is online
Inori is online
Qi is online
Liang is online
Upa is online

Kokoriki: INORI YOU ASSHOLE!!!

Inori: What did I do?!

Kokoriki: I BACK READ MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Rokuriki: Oh Sweet Jesus...
Rokuriki: @ Youriki restrain our brother before he does something stupid and makes the Warden and the Supervisor mad!!!

Youriki: Do I have to? I know I'm the oldest but I physically can not be bothered to deal with you two right now

Rokuriki: ARE YOU TELLING ME TO RESTRAIN MY OWN YOUNGER TWIN BROTHER?!

Youriki: That's exactly what I'm saying

Inori: TAKE THE FAMILY DRAMA TO PRIVATE CHATS!!

Kokoriki: YOU SHUT UP. I'M HEADING TO FIND WHERE EVER YOU'VE HIDDEN YOURSELF AND I WILL KICK YOUR SORRY ASS!!!

Qi: He's pissed

Rokuriki: And it's Inori's fault

Kokoriki: FOUND INORI IN THE STAFF BREAK ROOM

Youriki: Which one?

Rokuriki: The one where all normal guards from all the buildings go

Youriki: The one where we have our banter and annoy everyone else in there cause we're yelling at each other?

Kokoriki: Yeah... That one

Inori: HOW DID HE FIND ME THIS FAST?!

Youriki: Would you really be in building 5 at this time in the morning?

Inori: No...

Kokoriki: EXACTLY

Inori: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Rokuriki: ???

Inori: HOW FAST CAN KOKORIKI RUN?!

Youriki: Faster than you think

Kokoriki: WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP FORGETTING I USED TO BE A MARTHON RUNNER AND MY OLDER BROTHER WAS A PRO WRESTLER?!

Rokuriki: What about me?!

Kokoriki: Ro, no offense but you kinda don't count cause you were a former footballer...

Rokuriki: Fair enough...

Kokoriki: 💙

Rokuriki: That actually made me feel better

Inori: Ew

Youriki: You haven't seen anything

Qi: What does that mean?

Youriki: Kokoriki and Rokuriki were in spereate classes back when we were in school back in China and when they were able to see each other, Kokoriki literally ran at Rokuriki and jumped on him

Kokoriki: Perks of being 5 inches shorter than your twin brother!!

Rokuriki: Your lucky I'm able to catch you when you run at me like that

Youriki: Ro, you literally drop anything and everything you're holding just to catch Ko

Kokoriki: We've literally recreated the scene from B99 when Jake ran at Terry

Qi: I saw that from my cell...

Rokuriki: The Supervisor yelled at us for that...

Kokoriki: It was worth it though

Upa: Why must everyone, but Liang and Samon, be stupid or idiots...

Liang: It's just who they are, also you forgot Youriki in that statement...

Upa: Yeah, sorry about that Youriki...

Youriki: It's fine

Kokoriki: I see Kiji coming, bye I'm off to hide!!

Kokoriki is offline

Rokuriki: Why does Youriki and Kokoriki always run when they see Kiji?!

Youriki: Cause Kiji scares us

Upa: Is it cause he slapped the two of you into a wall?

Youriki: Yes!

Rokuriki: How come I didn't know any of this?!

Liang: You were unconscious

Rokuriki: YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME AFTERWARDS!!! I WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I'M NOT ABLE TO SEE IT!!!

Youriki: Normally that's Ko's job...

Qi: How is it?

Rokuriki: He always tells me stuff that I'm not able to see. Or he secretly records it and shows it to me later...

Youriki: The joys of having two younger brothers that are twins...

Rokuriki: Sometimes he gives me running commentary as it happens over text.

Youriki: Weren't you two on facetime for an entire class but it was just Kokoriki showing you what was happening over the call and he was just messaging you his commentary or saying random stuff he normally would so he didn't look suspicious?

Rokuriki: Yes...

Inori: Jeez Youriki. Stop tying paragraphs...

Liang: If stuff needs to be said at once then yes it will end up like a paragraph.

Upa: Yeah. So shut up and stop complaining Inori!!

Qi: Just one question...

Inori: What is it?

Qi: Where is Samon and Houdzuki?

Rokuriki: Houdzuki's sister came to see him and Samon went with him..

Qi: Oh...

Samon is online

Samon: Inori, Youriki, Rokuriki get back to work. Also one of you find Kokoriki and tell him to get back to work as well!!

Inori is offline
Rokuriki is offline
Youriki is offline

Qi: They left pretty quick...

Upa: Do you want to deal with Samon when he's mad?

Qi: No...

Liang: Didn't think so

Samon: As for the three of you...

Qi: ....

Samon: Log off and don't cause trouble!

Qi is offline
Liang is offline
Upa is offline
Samon is offline