~Incorrect Quotes Part 2~

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6. Enki & Ruka

Enki: I'm glad I met you

Ruka: *slightly shocked*

Enki: Yeah... I'm not that tough

Enki: I'm a fucking marshmallow that tries too hard to be a cactus and fails repeatedly

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7. Enki & Upa: Tall People

Upa: Enki, you're so tall. What can you see up there?

Enki: Everyone's flaws

[For reference Enki is canonically 9'9" and Upa is canonically 4'4"] 

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8. Ruka & Rokuriki

Rokuriki: Just be yourself. Say something nice

Ruka: Which one? I can't do both

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9. Enki & Samon: Being Mean To Phones

Samon: *banging his phone on the table out of aggression* 

Enki: Hey, don't be mean to the phone. How would you like it if someone banged you on the table?

Samon: ...

Samon: I don't know the correct answer to that question

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10. Ruka & Samon: Forehead Kisses

Ruka: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently place a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world

Samon: Unless you're home alone

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