Nanbaka Shenanigans and Chaos

~Twenty Four~

Group Chat: 🔮🥀🦋Madness🦋🥀🔮
Saturday
3:00A.M.

Kokoriki is online
Rokuriki is online
Youriki is online
Samon is online
Ruka is online
Inori is online

[Samon]
|KOKORIKI DAISEN YOU BETTER HAVE AN EXPLANATION AS TO WHY YOU ARE AWAKE RIGHT NOW!!

[Kokoriki]
|If poison expires, is it more poisonous or no longer poisonous?

[Youriki]
|Rokuriki, were you and Ko talking about poisonous jellyfish again?

[Rokuriki]
|No

[Inori]
|What?

[Youriki]
|That's a story for another time

[Kokoriki]
|If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there was before

[Samon]
|Kokoriki, go to sleep

[Kokoriki]
|Why is something sent by car called a shipment, but something sent by ship is called cargo?

[Ruka]
|He has a point there...

[Kokoriki]
|If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?

[Rokuriki]
|Don't make me start rethinking my entire life!!

[Kokoriki]
|Birthday presents are just rewards for not dying that year

[Youriki]
|...

[Kokoriki]
|Sleep is the free trial of death and a coma is a membership

[Inori]
|...
|Is anyone else seriously worried about him?

[Youriki]
|I'm seriously concerned about him sometimes...

[Kokoriki]
|Pizzas are round, the box we put them in is square and we eat them as triangles

[Rokuriki]
|Ok but not all pizzas are round...

[Kokoriki]
|If Satan punishes bad people, doesn't that make him good?

[Samon]
|...

[Ruka]
|If two mind readers read each other's mind, whose mind are they reading?

[Kokoriki]
|!!!
|💖💖💖

[Ruka]
|If it's a requirement to give a two week notice before you quit a job, shouldn't the job be required to give you a two week notice before firing you?

[Inori]
|That one makes sense!!

[Kokoriki]
|What if all the Ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

[Youriki]
|...

[Ruka]
|If you put one lasagna on top of another one, you still have one lasagna

[Kokoriki]
|You've probably forgotten a moment where you said "I will never forget this moment"

[Ruka]
|Your first birthday is actually your second

[Kokoriki]
|Lasers were once the greatest scientific breakthrough in history, now we use them to play with cats

[Ruka]
|A candle shop would smell nice if it burnt down

[Kokoriki]
|How can your body replicate the feeling of falling from high altitudes in a nightmare if you've never fallen like that before?

[Ruka]
|If a morgue worker dies they'd still need to come in to work one more time

|A broken clock is right twice a day, a working clock could be wrong the entire day

|A class is like Dora the Explorer, the teacher asks a question, stares blankly for a few seconds, then answers their own question

[Kokoriki]
|Why are buildings called buildings if they're already built?

|What if plants are actually farming us, giving us oxygen until we eventually die and decompose so they can consume us?

|Instead of looking up into the sky, you're actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss with only gravity holding you to the surface of the Earth

[Samon]
|Are the two of you finished?

[Ruka]
|Yeah...

[Kokoriki]
|...

[Inori]
|Is he ok?

[Rokuriki]
|He should be ok, I'm with him now

[Ruka]
|You better look after him

[Youriki]
|I think you forget we're his older brothers...

[Ruka]
|... My statement still stands!!

[Samon]
|Can we go back to sleep seeing as we were woken up and just got a bunch of late night thoughts!!

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