~Incorrect Quotes Part 8~

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36. Rokuriki, Kokoriki, Qi & Samon: The Tomato Debate

Rokuriki: "Knowledge" is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

Kokoriki: "Wisdom" is not putting it in a fruit salad

Qi: "Philosophy" is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

Samon: "Common Sense" is knowing ketchup isn't a damn smoothie 

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37. Qi & Upa: Short People In A Fight

Qi: Anybody under 5'7" can't be talking about fighting anyone. Like, what are you gonna do? Headbutt someone in the nipples?

Upa: Say goodbye to your kneecaps

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38. Enki & Ruka: Suffer In Silence

Ruka: I did a bad thing

Enki: Does it affect me?

Ruka: No

Enki: Then suffer in silence

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39. Houdzuki & Samon: What Were You Thinking?!

Houdzuki: I JUST ATE 20 PURE SUGAR PACKETS!

Samon: What the fuck?!

Samon: What were you thinking?

Houdzuki: I wasn't

Samon: That makes sense 

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40. Enki & Samon: It's Called A Hug

Enki: Why are you squeezing me with your body?

Samon: It's a hug, Enki. I'm hugging you 

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