[3:30 p.m]
Hi baby
Um who's this?
Huh? Tine?
I asked who da fuck is this?
And why do you have my boyfriend's phone?
Tine!
WHO ARE YOU?
ARE YOU A KIDNAPPER?
OMG IS MY SALMON KIDNAPPED?
(ToT)
Tot?
No ToT
That's literally what I said. Tot?
NO
(ToT)
it's a fucking emoji
Huh?
Crying
Oh
*sigh*
Anyways now I know it's you
*sighs again*
Great
Why'd you suddenly call me 'baby'?
Cause you are
But you never-
You know what, foine!
But just to stay safe and make sure, send me your selfie
Just say that you want to see me
nO
Ai'Watttttttt
Fine fine
I'm still in that meeting bub
Wow "bub"? Someone's either feeling way too romantic or trying to get laid
Tine I'm not always horny like you!
Right -_-
Stop scolding me
I'm a baby bunny
In heat.
Bunny in heat.
Shut up
Saaaaraaawaaatttt
What?
The fuck?
I told you I'm in a meeting
And you know I don't care :)
Stop that
NO
:)
:)))
:))))))
Fine!
:)
Stop it
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionTine was dared to text his phone neighbour an 'I love you'