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[3:30 p.m]

Hi baby

Um who's this?

Huh? Tine?

I asked who da fuck is this?

And why do you have my boyfriend's phone?

Tine!

WHO ARE YOU?

ARE YOU A KIDNAPPER?

OMG IS MY SALMON KIDNAPPED?

(ToT)

Tot?

No ToT

That's literally what I said. Tot?

NO

(ToT)

it's a fucking emoji

Huh?

Crying

Oh

*sigh*

Anyways now I know it's you

*sighs again*

Great

Why'd you suddenly call me 'baby'?

Cause you are

But you never-

You know what, foine!

But just to stay safe and make sure, send me your selfie

Just say that you want to see me

nO

Ai'Watttttttt

Fine fine

I'm still in that meeting bub

Wow "bub"? Someone's either feeling way too romantic or trying to get laid

Tine I'm not always horny like you!

Right -_-

Stop scolding me

I'm a baby bunny

In heat.

Bunny in heat.

Shut up

Saaaaraaawaaatttt

What?

The fuck?

I told you I'm in a meeting

And you know I don't care :)

Stop that

NO

:)

:)))

:))))))

Fine! 

:)

Stop it

Stop it

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