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soukoku4ever: with all this photographic proof no one can deny that dazai-sama and chuuya-sama are made for each other (*'∇｀*) they claim to deny it but look at them spending time with each other! 😚
NakajimaAtsushi: The amount of photos like this that are cropping up is a bit weird. Dazai-san, you know we would all accept it if the two of you actually are in a relationship, so please don't feel scared to tell us. Sad face.
akutagawaryu: @ NakajimaAtsushi don't be a fool, weretiger. i'm shocked by how little trust you put in dazai-san to think he'd just lie to us about this. aren't you supposed to be his beloved favourite subordinate?
dazaihateschuuya: @ akutagawaryu now now akutagawa-kun, atsushi-kun means well, even if he is incorrect.
dazaihateschuuya: @ akutagawaryu i take it your reporting of this account didn't work
akutagawaryu: @ dazaihateschuuyai am sorry, dazai-san. i stayed up all night reporting it for misinformation but it stayed the same.
dazaihateschuuya: @ akutagawaryu i see. i tried hacking into this account but it seems to be protected by a large amount of security and it'd take me hours to get even close to getting in
akutagawaryu: @ dazaihateschuuya i can try learning how to hack, if that would be of help to you, dazai-san
chuuyahatesdazai: this is such fucking bullshit. how did they even get this picture of us. if someone is stalking me i'm gonna fucking kill them ten times over
doubleblacksupremacy: OMGEJSJS LOOK AT THE LOVE IN DAZAI-SAMA'S EYES
dazaihateschuuya: @ akutagawaryu no need i'm currently tracing the location where this post was posted from i'll know in a minute
ranpoTHEdetective: hehe i of course figured out who it is hours ago :P
chuuyahatesdazai: @ ranpoTHEdetective then you should have fucking told us
ranpoTHEdetective: @ chuuyahatesdazai there's no fun in that, mr fancy hat
dazaihateschuuya: i knew it
dazaihateschuuya: @ portmafiaboss this had you written all over it mori-san. and i just tracked the location of where it was posted from to your office
chuuyahatesdazai: boss!?
portmafiaboss: Yes, it was me, Dazai-kun. Only a diamond can polish a diamond. This was to test the bonds between you and Chuuya-kun to see it they could hold up in a situation like this.
portmafiaboss: My offer for you to retake your position as an executive is still open, by the way.
dazaihateschuuya: @ portmafiaboss yeah no
chuuyahatesdazai: i don't want to sound insubordinate, boss, but i'm having trouble understanding your reasoning behind this...
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Direct message between dazaihateschuuya and chuuyahatesdazai
chuuyahatesdazai i refuse to agree with you but i kind of understand why you got pissed with mori-san and left the port mafia now
dazaihateschuuya oh? what's this? are you turning into a traitor now, chuuya? watch out, you might get executed if you keep that up
chuuyahatesdazai i'd rather get executed than have people actually believe i'd ever love you
dazaihateschuuya embracing suicidal ideation now as well? i might actually stop hating you if you keep this up chuuya
chuuyahatesdazai really? dazaihateschuuya just kidding
chuuyahatesdazai I HATE YOU dazaihateschuuya i hate you more
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(In the end, no matter what they tried to do, neither Dazai nor Chuuya could get Mori to delete the soukoku4ever account. The account remains to this day as a grim reminder to both Chuuya and Dazai of what the boss of the Port Mafia is capable of. However, no one is sure where the multiple photographs of Dazai and Chuuya came from, and neither Dazai nor Chuuya will comment on the matter.)
