dazaihateschuuya : i look fabulous with kunikida's (@ Kunikidad) glasses. obviously, i'm the one who has the looks to pull off something so square.
Kunikidad : I TOLD YOU TO STOP PINCHING MY GLASSES!
dazaihateschuuya : @ kunikidad oh, kunikida doppo, when will you ever learn? you need to buy more stylish glasses. attract the ladies.
NakajimaAtsushi : Hey Dazai-kun! I took the photo, so can you please credit me?
dazaihateschuuya : @ NakajimaAtsushi it pains me to say this, but no i cba lol
akutagawaryu : dazai-san! i still seek your approval! what else should i do to make my account more satisfying to see?
chuuyahatesdazai : @ akutagawaryu DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! I'M YOUR NEW EXECUTIVE, SO COME OVER TO MY SIDE! I HAVE COOKIES AND WINE.
dazaihateschuuya : @ chuuyahatesdazai bet the cookies are burnt lol
chuuyahatesdazai : @ dazaihateschuuya YOU BASTARD! THEY'RE PERFECTLY COOKED! BET YOU CAN'T EVEN MAKE COOKIES
dazaihateschuuya : @ chuuyahates dazai i can lol. @ nakajimaaatsushi taught me
akutagawaryu : @ chuuyahatesdazai i might join your side if you are nice to dazai-san
dazaihateschuuya : @ chuuyahatesdazai @ akutagawaryu HA BEAT THAT CHUUYA
chuuyahatesdazai : @ dazaihateschuuya @ akutagawaeyu DAMNIT
francisguild : hello dazai. will you agree to sell those glasses to me? they look like something that's designer.
dazaihateschuuya : @ francisguild wAIT? THEY COULD BE DESIGNER? @ kunikidad YOU DIDN'T EVEN? YOU HAVE?
Kunikidad : @ dazaihatesechuuya SHUT UP DAZAI! WE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT ISSUES TO DISCUSS. SO WHAT IF THEY'RE DESIGNER?
dazaihateschuuya : @ kunikidad HE DIDN'T DENY THAT THEY WERE DESIGNER OMG
atsushicrunch : Dazai-kun? Did you change my user? Why did you?
dazaihateschuuya : @ atsushicrunch it was funny lol and your claws can give off a sharp crunch lol. also you remind me of crunchy nuts for some reason
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only dazai destiny gang on ig get the true meaning of @ atsushicrunch