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dazaihateschuuya: atsushi-kun took this photo without me realising lol but luckily i look super cute and hot (as usual ;) )
akutagawaryu: first. and what were you thinking about dazai-san? it's a nice picture of you pity that were-tiger took it
dazaihateschuuya: @ akutagawaryu something you don't need to know about ;))
chuuyahatesdazai: WHAT THE FUCK EW
chuuyahatesdazai: @ dazaihateschuuya i bet it was some shit like drowning in the river or jumping into a volcano or going to antarctica and freezing to death and then to have a polar bear consume your frozen corpse and so all of you is left is a pile of bloody fucking bandages
dazaihateschuuya: @ chuuyahatesdazai wow chuuya, didn't think u were that creative!!! adding that to my extensive list of possible suicide methods :D this is the one time u've been useful to me
dazaihateschuuya: @ chuuyahatesdazai and fyi i was not thinking about suicide
chuuyahatesdazai:@ dazaihateschuuya LITERALLY FUCK OFF I WAS EXAGGERATING THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH U U TWISTED PIECE OF SHIT
NakajimaAtsushi: You're welcome for the photograph, Dazai-san. I knew you'd like it. Also whattt, Dazai-san thinking about something that isn't suicide, are you okay? Shocked face.
dazaihateschuuya: @ nakajimaatushi yes it does occur atsushi-kun (btw that's not how u do the shocked thing u are supposed to use an emoji)
NakajimaAtsushi:@ dazaihateschuuyaWhat is an "emoji"?
kunikidad: RANPO EXPLAINED THOSE THINGS TO ME, BUT I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT HE MEANT.
dazaihateschuuya: @ nakajimaatsushi @ kunikidad literally no words
akutagawaryu:dazai-san, i can use emojis for you!! 😡😤😭😔😶😐😑
akutagawaryu:what is your favourite emoji, dazai-san?
dazaihateschuuya: @ akutagawaryu good work, akutagawa-kun. and my fave emojis are 💀☠️😵⚰️
xx_higuchi_ichiyou_xx:OH MY GOD. AKUTAGAWA SENPAI FAINTED YET AGAIN
chuuyahatesdazai:yep i was there too trying to coax him into drinking wine w me and he fucking checked his phone and then fuckin clattered to the floor with an expression of shock on his face. srsly wtf is up with that kid
chuuyahatesdazai: @ dazaihateschuuya and dazai how predictable could ur fave emojis be smh. mine are 🍷🎩 which are obviously way better
dazaihateschuuya:@ chuuyahatesdazai OMG AND U CALL ME PREDICTABLE LOLLLLL IM DYING
chuuyahatesdazai: @ dazaihateschuuya i fucking wish u were bastard
yosanoakiko:k is no one wondering what dazai was actually thinking about tho ;)
dazaihateschuuya: @ yosanoakiko i was thinking about chuuya obviously
yosanoakiko: @ dazaihateschuuya oh?? in what way ;P
dazaihateschuuya: @ yosanoakiko what other way than taking him to antarctica and leaving him to freeze to death and get eaten by a polar bear until all that's left of him is his stupid-looking hat covered in blood. nothing would make me smile more than that :)
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we are back from the dead! i wanna write more for this fic so :') also tysm for 8k reads wowow
