dazailoveschuuya: hi it's me dazai osamu and i would like to declare that i love chuuya more than suicide
akutagawaryu: really? i thought you hated him, dazai-san. but i wish you happiness if you truly love him
NakajimaAtsushi: Congrats, Dazai-san :) to be honest, we all kind of knew, laugh out loud.
kunikidad: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS, DAZAI!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU TRYING TO GET OUT OF WORKING AGAIN?!!?!?!?
ranpoTHEdetective: congrats :P
yosanoakiko: woW what the fuck
tanizakiandcats: congrats, dazai-san
naomiandjunichiro: OMG CONGRATSSSS ON YOUR RELATIONSHIP
akutagawagin: 👍🏻
Kenji1111: WOW 😮😮😮😮
chuuyahatesdazai: WHAT TGE FUCKING FUCK WHAT THE ATXUAL FUCK OS THIS IM FUCKING WHATVHRBEIFICIN
chuuyahatesdazai: DAZAI I AM ENDING YOUBYHE TUCK IS THIS WJAT the duck ARE YOU SAYING STOP SPOUTING BULLSHIT LIES ON UOUR INSTAGRAM PAGE
chuuyahatesdazai: aND WHERRE THE FUCK DID THAT PHOTO COME FROM I DO NOT REMEMBER POSING FOR THAT IT MAKES KE SICK
chuuyahatesdazai: DID YOU PHOTOSHOP IT YOU PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT
chuuyahatesdazai: this is the most disgusting post i've ever seen i'm gonna report u
NakajimaAtsushi: @ chuuyahatesdazai Chuuya-san, are you okay?
dazailoveschuuya: @ chuuyahatesdazai it happened when you were drunk once i got akutagawa-kun to take it and use it as blackmail for you but that's besides the point
dazailoveschuuya: @ chuuyahatesdazai i didn't post this chuuya
chuuyahatesdazai: @ dazailoveschuuya of fucking course you did, it's your account you idiot. don't lie i bet u did this to make me angry fuck off dazai
dazailoveschuuya: @ chuuyahatesdazai are you that self obsessed that u think everything i do is bc of u
dazailoveschuuya: @ chuuyahatesdazai i didnt post that, someone must have hacked my account and got hold of the photo
dazailoveschuuya: @ akutagawaryu akutagawa-kun, was it you? you're the one who took the photo after all...
akutagawaryu: @ dazailoveschuuya i swear on my life i didn't take that photo, dazai-san!
dazaihateschuuya: oh wait i also gave the photo to....
dazaihateschuuya: @ ranpoTHEdetective
ranpoTHEdetective: @ dazaihateschuuya oh well it was fun while it lasted...
ranpoTHEdetective: @ dazaihateschuuya your password is doublesuicide it doesn't take the world's best detective (even though i am) to figure that one out. in fact i know all of ur passwords
ranpoTHEdetective: @ dazaihateschuuya and why did you change your username back :( it was finally accurate
dazaihateschuuya: @ ranpoTHEdetective what the fuck
chuuyahatesdazai: @ ranpoTHEdetective what the fuck
chuuyahatesdazai: @ dazaihateschuuya OI DONT STEAL MY LINE
dazaihateschuuya: @ chuuyahatesdazai i said it first, you know
dazaihateschuuya: also i find it disappointing that all of you were so ready to believe i'd actually say that. can you really imagine me loving something more than suicide especially a complete idiot like chuuya who makes up with what he lacks in height with stupidity and bad personality traits
chuuyahatesdazai: @ dazaihateschuuya ... SAYS YOU
dazaihateschuuya: @ chuuyahatesdazai pls work on ur comebacks chuuya
NakajimaAtsushi: Wait it wasn't real??