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dazaihateschuuya: here's me doing what i love best
chuuyahatesdazai: what, being an idiot?
NakajimaAtsushi: Dazai-san, how did you get this photograph??? Aren't you falling off a building?
dazaihateschuuya: @ chuuyahatesdazai wow chuuya you managed to comment within exactly 0.5 seconds that's a new record. i'm starting to wonder if u have post notifications on
akutagawaryu: @ dazaihateschuuya dazai-san, i'm with chuuya-san right now and i can confirm that when you posted he got a notification on his instagram at the same time as i did. so he does indeed have post notifications on
chuuyahatesdazai: @ akutagawaryu what the actual fuck akutagawa. are u seriously stooping low enough to make up lies to please dazai?! U BETTER STOP THAT OR U'LL FIND URSELF DEAD IN A DITCH SOMEWHERE BEFORE DAZAI EVEN MANAGES ANOTHER SUICIDE ATTEMPT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NakajimaAtsushi: @ chuuyahatesdazai Chuuya-san, aren't you in the same room as Akutagawa? Do you need to threaten him here in the comment section? I keep getting all these notifications...
dazaihateschuuya: @ akutagawaryu @ chuuyahatesdazai ohhhhhh????? what's this? chuuya anticipates it every time i post? are you really that excited to see my handsome face, chuuya?
chuuyahatesdazai:@ dazaihateschuuya fuck off and die dazai i said akutagawa is making that shit up
dazaihateschuuya: @ chuuyahatesdazai gladly
akutagawaryu: @ chuuyahatesdazai @ dazaihateschuuya no, i would not lie about this, chuuya-san. i could clearly see that notification as well as dazai-san's username pop up on your phone. actually, i can see the notification is still there when you unlock your phone
dazaihateschuuya: @ chuuyahatesdazai maybe you're the one who's been lying? i know i can trust akutagawa-kun's words over yours
chuuyahatesdazai: @ dazaihateschuuya IT WAS ONLY SO I COULD WRITE HATE COMMENTS YOU BASTARD!!!!!
dazaihateschuuya: @ chuuyahatesdazai oh, really? because all i can see is obsession
chuuyahatesdazai:@ dazaihateschuuya FUCK OFF AND DIE
dazaihateschuuya: @ chuuyahatesdazai you know that doesn't work on me chuuya
xx_higuchi_ichiyou_xx: OH MY GOD AKUTAGAWA-SENPAI FAINTED AGAIN AND CHUUYA-SAN HASNT EVEN NOTICED BECAUSE HE KEEPS YELLING AND THREATENING HIS PHONE
NakajimaAtsushi: Remind me to turn instagram notifications off...
xx_higuchi_ichiyou_xx: OMG CHUUYA-SAN THREW HIS PHONE AND BROKE IT
akutagawaryu: DAZAI YOU OWE ME A NEW PHONE YOU PIECE OF SHIT -chuuya
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author's note: omg wtffff there are so many reads wowow thank u!!! i'm gonna try and write more chapters :)
