Since I took forever to update have a bunch of incorrect quotes! :)
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Lea, whenever Damien insults her: You think I really give a fuck? I cant even read.
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Lea: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Damien: You're a hazard to society.
Tim: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
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Tim: Hey Lea? Can I get some dating advice?
Lea: Just because I'm with Damien doesn't mean I know how I did it.
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Joker: If you had to choose between the girl and all the money i have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Damien: That depends, how much money are we talking about?
Lea: Damien!
Joker: 63 cents.
Damien: I'll take the money.
Lea: DAMIEN!!!
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Dick: You have to apologize to Lea.
Damien: Fine.
Damien: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
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Lea: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it.
Jason: Just rip the bandage off.
Lea: It's Damien.
Jason: Put the bandage back on.
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Percy: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Lea: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Nico: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Lea: Good thinking.
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Lea: How many kids do you have?
Bruce, who hasn't had his morning coffee yet: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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Alfred: You often use humor to deflect trauma.
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