supersoaker (kinda smut)

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The table was filled with people chatting amongst each other
Alex sat beside me at the end of the table miles across from alex

Alex and miles are touring for their bands second album everything you've come to expect and their manager thought it would be great to go for a dinner to celebrate before spending the next few days in the tour bus

The dinner was great I'm usually a very quiet person when it comes to social events or anything like that so I mostly talked to alex and miles occasionally talking to other people around the table

Soon enough everyone got into their own private conversations
Me and alex having one of our own and by one of our own not one you would really want to hear

"Yeh look so fookin sexeh in tha' dress babeh" he mumbled into my ear I felt the blood rush to my cheeks I tilted my head down with embarrassment
"Thank you" I giggled

"But yeh would look even better wif it off" he whispered sending shivers down my spine
"Well to bad we're in the bus tonight" I whispered back making sure no one heard us

Everyone thinks me and alex are just friends we are well more like friends with benefits really
We don't want anyone to know so far we're doing good with keeping it hidden

It started just before the tour just when the boys were recording the album I'm their assistant so it obviously not weird that I was close to alex since I work for him and miles

During tour I would sneak into alex Hotel room or he'll sneak into mines but it was impossible for us to do anything when we were in the busses I mean we could Cuddle since me Alex and miles had that type of friendship so that was all

"Say yeh feel a bit sick and go teh the bus and I'll try and get out" alex whispered into my ear I nodded waiting a few minutes to excuse myself

I held onto my stomach trying to look like I'm not feeling well
"Guys I'm going to head back to the bus I'm not feeling well" I mumbled acting like I'm ill

"Alright y/n we're going to go to a bar after this anyway" the boys manager said
"I'll go wif y/n not realleh in the drinking mood need teh get an earleh night anyway" alex chuckled standing up

The tablet said their goodbyes me and alex exited the restaurant
The cold breeze brushing past us as me made our way to the tour bus

I couldn't help but giggle at us rushing to the bus
Alex held the door open for me then closing it instantly crashing his lips on mine as we made our way to the bunks 

(Miles pov)
There's no way y/ns sick I'm not daft she and alex are shagging good for them but they didn't have to keep it hush hush

And there's no better way than to teach them shaggers a lesson

(Alex's pov)
"Fuck alex" y/n moaned under me her fingernails digging into my back making me groan in pleasure

"Fookin hell yeh feel so good" I groaned thrusting into her my hand guiding her leg over my waist she Clamped the other one aswell bring me closer to her

"God alex dont stop" she cried bucking her hips meeting my thrusts
"I'm close" she sighed I continued my thrusts feeling my high approach me

"FOOKIN HELL" I yelled
"AHHHH" y/n screamed feeling ice cold water poured over us and the sound of a scousers laugh we knew to well

"Hahahah fookin caught yeh" miles laughed holding a water gun spraying us with it I tried to hid me and y/n under the covers but it was no use

"Fucking hell miles what the fuck" y/n yelled using me to cover herself
"I knew yeh were shaggin all along fookin knew it yeh can't hide anyfing from miles kane" miles shouted in fits of laughter

Y/n pulled her dress back on that was on the bed jumping down in a fit of rage I quickly slipped my boxers on following

(Y/ns pov)
"I'm going to kill you" I yelled chasing after miles who stupidly threw the water gun away

I quickly grabbed the water gun aiming it at him soaking him
"Right right I'm sorry I'm sorry" miles gasped in between laughs
"That's what i thought"i smirked

After that me and alex explained to miles what was going on and he promised not to tell anyone thinking that that was that

Oh boy was he wrong

(Alex's pov)
It's around 2:00am mostly everyone is asleep everyone apart from me and y/n
We were in y/ns bunk since mine was still soaking

"So well sneak to the bathroom make wet balls of toilet paper and hot miles with them" she whispered giggling

I couldn't help but let a chuckle escape my lips
"Let's go then" I whispered

We made our way to the bathroom quietly
Scrunched loads of toilet paper into a ball soaking them in cold water until we had at lead 4 each

Sneaking back to the bunks seeing miles asleep with the curtain open
Me and y/n tried to hold our laugh in as best as possible

Y/n mouthed a countdown from three
"Three"
"Two"
"One"

We throw the wet toilet paper at miles mostly aiming his head laughing
Miles jumped up yelling in fright

"Wha' the fook" he exclaimed
"Pay back bitch" we laugh throwing the last bit on toilet paper laughing our heads off

Miles kept yelling waking everyone up
They saw what was going on and hit a fit of laughter watching miles bit the wet paper in a mood

Serves him right






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