Journey of stardust crusaders

Dog, fool, Iggy

Note: writing is hard.... Like your mom...

Crusaders stood on desert of Egypt helicopter hovering over them. ''What!!'' Jotaro looked up. ''What that!!!'' Polnareff asked. ''It's here'' Joseph said. ''It's helicopter'' Polnareff shouted out obvious. ''Huh, don't need to tell me that'' Noriko said. ''They're from Speedwagon foundation. They're looking spot to land'' Joseph told. 

''Speedwagon? Those guys who are helping mom in japan. You aren't gonna fly again?'' Jotaro feared the worst. ''No, those guys aren't stand user. They're just here to bring us help'' Joseph laughed. ''Help?!!'' Noriko, Jotaro and Polnareff wondered what was old man talking about. 

''Our helper has kinda personality problem. It took them long time to bring here'' Joseph said. ''Mr. Joestar. There is no way he is help. No way we can travel with him'' Avdol claimed. ''Do you know him?'' Noriko asked. ''Yes'' Avdol answered. ''Wait.. is he stand user'' Jotaro asked. 

''Yes, user's tarot card is called 'Fool''' Joseph told. '''Fool'? Guy must be stubid'' Polnareff laughed. ''You need to be glad, that he isn't your enemy. He could beat you'' Avdol stared him. ''Hey, watch your mouth, you jerk. I can't believe I date you'' Polnareff hit Avdol like a little kid. ''Truth hurts'' Avdol said. 

''Stop it.. Helicopter is landing. Don't make fool of yourself'' Noriko said. Other pilot opened helicopters door and took steep out. ''Good to see you, Mr. Joestar'' Pilot shacked Joseph arm. ''I appreciate you guys for coming over'' Joseph smiled. 

''Which one of you guys is the stand user?'' Jotaro asked staring at two pilots. They turned look at him, but didn't answer. ''I asked you!! Which one of you is stand user?'' Jotaro asked again. ''It's nether of us. He's on back seat'' Pilot pointed at back seat of helicopter. 

In back seat it looked like there was only jacket laying around. ''Where?'' Jotaro asked. ''Hey, hey.. He is there you say. He must be midget... Come on man'' Polnareff walked towards jacket. ''He's dangerous!!!'' pilot said. ''What is this sticky stuff?'' Polnareff touched saliva on seat.  

''Be careful!! Helicopter ride was rough . He isn't feeling great!!'' Pilot shouted. ''Don't be so close!! I told you, he has personality problem'' Joseph said. ''Dear, you can't win!!!'' Avdol shouted.

For helicopter dog launched to attack Polnareff. ''Dog!!'' Noriko shouted. ''Dog! That it'' Jotaro was disappointed. ''That's right!! Dog, Iggy, is user of 'Fool'. He loves chew people hair'' Joseph told while Iggy chewed Polnareff's hair ''We don't know where he is born, but dog  catchers found him in New York. Avdol was one who,  caught him''

''Oh, one thing after he chew on your hair. He'll fart on your face.. gross..'' Joseph said. ''Enough!!!'' Polnareff got angry, because Iggy farted on his face. ''Wanna fight!!!!'' Polnareff summoned his stand. Iggy did same out of stand appeared dog like stand. 

Polnareff's sword, but Iggy's stand turned  into stand and when it rematerialized, it trapped Polnareff sword. ''I warned him...'' Avdol sighed while his boyfriend's hair was chewed on by Iggy ''Fool, is powerful stand, it can shape it self for stand'' ''I see, It's simple powerful stand, I don't know if even I could be it'' Jotaro said. 

''Help!! Help!! Get this dog off my face'' Polnareff shouted making Noriko laugh a bit. 'Cute..' Jotaro thought staring at Noriko. 

''Did you bring that thing he likes?'' Avdol asked. ''Yes, without it, we would get him here'' Pilot said. Avdol opened box of something and dog started to running towards him. ''His nose is good. Iggy loves coffee flavored gum'' Avdol had piece of gum on his hand and whole box in other one.  

''Mr. Avdol!! He can see the box'' pilot warmed. Dog just took box and eat all the gum. ''This can't be our helper'' Polnareff complained. In distance Iggy could smell someone.